His crest has a feather, a dial and a very strong opinion about gardeners. Gaspard Windcrest takes the field as a Crest Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind in the CrestWind goes in. Plans come out. Crest Smash (40)Smashes the plaintiff with…
A swing gate with a hovering orb and a nasty sulk. Gatepost Whirligig is a Gate Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swing GateSwings both ways – mostly at the plaintiff. Gatepost Whirligig is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards for…
This is Gaunt Hornbeak. He is thin. He is tall. He is almost always annoyed. Gaunt Hornbeak joins the fight as a Horn Bird, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 069/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spine WalkWalks on spines. Painfully slow. Horn Peck (50)A sharp peck from a great beak. Tail Curl…
A gavel on a clock on a very late appointment. Gavelmore Clockwork is a Gavel, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 007/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Order in the CourtOrders the court. The court refuses. Add Gavelmore Clockwork to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
This is Gecko Stripewhip. He wears stripes. They are all he owns. Gecko Stripewhip joins the fight as a Stripe Lizard, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 107/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stripe DashDashes in stripes. Hard to follow. Stripe Lash (40)Lashes with a striped arm. Tail Whip Loop (50)Loops the tail…
This is Gemella Twofold. Two heads, one body, zero patience. The Schittsnauds can’t out-talk them. Gemella Twofold takes the field as a Twins, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 016/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Two HeadsTwo plans at once. Both bad for Schittsnauds. Double Dare (70)Dares each other….
This is Gemellus Twinbroom. Two heads, two brooms, one hedge. Neither head likes the Krumplethorns. Gemellus Twinbroom takes the field as a Twin Heads, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Two KeepersTwo heads keep twice the lawn. Double Sweep (90)Both heads sweep at…
This is Gemino Doublesight. One of him talks to the Krumplethorns. The other one empties their pockets. Gemino Doublesight takes the field as a Double Act, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 032/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Two ActsTwo faces. One distracts. One steals. Switcheroo (60)Swaps places with the other…
This is Gemma Violetwink. She winks at the Krumplethorn butler. He’s been confused for a week. Gemma Violetwink takes the field as a Wink Agent, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 070/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: WinkWinks. Someone thinks it’s a signal. Purple Wink (40)Winks. A distraction goes off. Drip…
This is Gemmina Bikebroom. Her twin face watches behind her. Krumplethorns can’t sneak a leaf over. Gemmina Bikebroom takes the field as a Twin Face, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Petty Mirror ImageA twin face watches behind. Twin Watch (60)Watches both sides at…
Her hat has a cathedral on it. The cathedral is not on the plan. Genevieve Belfrysmith takes the field as a Planner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 030/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steeple HatPlans a whole skyline under one hat. Skyline Drop (50)Drops a steeple through…
She counters every attack with a longer, sterner lecture. Genevieve Counterscarp takes the field as a Counterscarp Aide, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Counter AttackCounters every attack with a lecture. Scarp Slide (40)Slides the plaintiff down the scarp. Lecture Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff…
This is Genevieve Glovetrot. She only signals once. The Krumplethorns never see it coming. Genevieve Glovetrot takes the field as a Gown Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glove SignalRaises one glove. The brass man moves. Silk Strike (40)A fast slap in a…
Her ruff is large and her horn is larger. Her patience is smaller. Genevieve Hornruff takes the field as a Ruff Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Horned RuffHorn and ruff, both aimed at you. Horn Ruff (50)Snags the plaintiff in…
Her pot has a three-foot spout. She has never missed the cup. Genevieve Longspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long SpoutPours tea three feet away from the cup. Spout Poke (30)Pokes them with a very long spout….
Her desk is a pipe organ. Her plans are loud, brass and alarmingly long. Genevieve Pipeorgan takes the field as an Organ Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Organ GrindGrinds the plaintiff in a pipe organ. Pipe Organ Roar (50)Blasts the plaintiff through…