The Krumplethorns haven’t won an appeal she’s touched. Gideon Precedentblade takes the field as a Filing Clerk, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Nettle MotionShreds the paperwork, signature included. Shard Filing (40)Folds their defense into a paper crane. Vellum Claim (30)Pins the…
He found a loophole in the hedge. He crawled through it. Gideon Rimshaw takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 076/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wheeled LensesSpinning lenses find every loophole. Lens Wheel Spin (40)Spins the lens until a flaw appears. Collar…
He has no wheels, four legs, and a long line of cousins. Gideon Stilthaven takes the field as a Walker Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spider LegsWalks over every argument on four stilts. Stilt Trample (50)Stomps the plaintiff with a long thin…
His coat is striped. His ear is huge. His grievance is also striped. Gideon Zebracoat takes the field as a Stripe Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Stripe PolicyStripes are mandatory. Stripe Lash (50)Lashes the plaintiff with a pinstripe. Ear Flap Slap (60)Slaps…
This is Gigantia Ghostcheek. The giant face supervises the sweeping. It frowns toward the Krumplethorns. Gigantia Ghostcheek takes the field as a Giant Face, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Looming WatchA giant face watches the work. Snide Supervise (90)The giant face checks…
This is Gilbert Strideframe. He curates the Schittsnaud gallery. Krumplethorn portraits hang in the cellar. Gilbert Strideframe takes the field as a Curator, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Walk-OutSteps out of his frame for a walk. Gallery Walk (40)Walks the gallery past…
This is Gilbert Sulkworth. He runs the complaints desk and has filed more complaints than anyone. Gilbert Sulkworth takes the field as a Complaints Desk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: GrievanceFiles a complaint about every complaint. Sulk (30)Pouts until the hearing…
This is Gilberta Brassbrow. Her golden eye has seen the hedge deed. Both versions. Gilberta Brassbrow takes the field as a Brass Brow, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Golden GazeOne golden eye takes it all in. Gold Stare (50)A golden stare. Nobody moves. Twin…
This is Gilda Cogseye. She hexed the Krumplethorn bicycles. They only turn left now. Gilda Cogseye takes the field as a Hex Tinker, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 056/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cog CharmEvery gear is a charm. Most are curses. Hex Gear (40)Hexes a gear in their…
Her eyes look half closed. They are half open. Big difference. Gilda Goldenlid takes the field as a Lookout, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold EyesHalf-lidded gold eyes, always open. Fin Fan Whip (40)Whips the fin to signal danger. Teardrop Pedal (30)Pedals on the…
The pen that signed the will and unsigned the family. Gilderoy Nibquill is a Fountain Pen, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 033/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Pen is MightierMightier than the sword and the lawyer. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up…
He zones a whole lot inside a cage. The lot has not complained. Giles Meshcoat takes the field as a Zoning Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cage ZoneZones every lot inside a steel cage. Lattice Drop (50)Drops a grid cage…
This is Gillian Brassfin. She is half fish. Fully brass. Completely sure. Gillian Brassfin joins the fight as a Brass Fish, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 075/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass GillGills filter out the bad news. Fin Slash (50)Slashes with a brass fin. Tail Fan Spin (60)Spins the tail…
This is Gilroy Grinfender. His bike has teeth. It only bites Krumplethorns. Gilroy Grinfender takes the field as a Bodyworker, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grinning FenderThe bike smiles so he doesn’t have to. Fender Bite (50)Lets the fender chomp their…
This is Gina Conehair. She chants at every Schittsnaud gate. The slogans don’t rhyme. Gina Conehair takes the field as a Chanter, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 056/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ChantChants Krumplethorn slogans. Badly. Slogan (30)Shouts a slogan at the hedge. Cone Spin (40)Spins the cone…
This is Gioacchino Gasp. He gasps at nothing. The Krumplethorns turn round. The hedge moves. Gioacchino Gasp takes the field as a Gasper, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 103/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dramatic GaspGasps. Everyone turns. Wrong way. Gasp Draw (40)Gasps. Heads turn the wrong way. Track Glide…