She has sat on every board in the county, and been asked to leave one. Genevieve Seatworth takes the field as a Seat Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Velvet SeatNever gets up unless there’s a better seat. Seat Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff…
One lit window. One quiet guest. A great many deeds. Genevieve Solitude takes the field as a Lamp Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Lonely TowerShe lights one window and lets the rest sulk. Window Light Beam (90)Burns a beam through the plaintiff’s…
Her turbine is decorative. Her disapproval is working at full rated power. Genevieve Turbineglass takes the field as a Turbine Seer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Turbine SulkSpins up slowly and sulks at speed. Turbine Blast (40)Blasts the plaintiff with turbine air. Glass Dome…
This is Genevieve Vaultsworth. Cases enter her chancery and are never heard from again. Genevieve Vaultsworth takes the field as a Chancery Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: In ChanceryCases go in. Cases never come out. Seal (40)Wax-seals your file shut….
Her wig is a foot taller than the bench. She leans on the wall. Genevieve Wigmore takes the field as a Wig Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tall WigThe wig takes the credit for every ruling. Wig Fall (50)Drops the…
Three planners, three birds and one very large aviary of grudges. Genoveva Birdbrook takes the field as an Aviary Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Aviary ArgumentArgues with the aviary. The aviary agrees. Beak Barrage (90)Barrages the plaintiff with beaks. Flock Flurry…
She hides in cloud and attacks through it. The Krumplethorns have umbrellas. Genoveva Cloudbank takes the field as a Cloud Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cloud CoverCovers the plaintiff with a cloud. Cloud Smother (50)Smothers the plaintiff in thick cloud. Frame Shove…
Her wheel is the size of a gazebo. Her grudge is a bigger gazebo. Genoveva Wheelgrave takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheelhouse RulesThe wheelhouse is hers. Rules are hers. Rim Slam (50)Slams a rim into the plaintiff….
Found wedged behind the settee. It has seen too much. Gentian Pensman is a Fountain Pen, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Penned DownPins the plaintiff to the page. Gentian Pensman is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws. Collect…
Her checkered ledger has never once favored a Krumplethorn. Georgiana Checkerhollow takes the field as a Boundary Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 104/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Checkered Boundary SurveyMeasures the estate against the old deed. Copper Log (40)Cites the hedge for crossing, again. Beacon Citation…
She drafts in a swirl. Each ring is a different clause. Georgiana Cogstitch takes the field as a Drafter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 075/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shell DraftDrafts in a swirl, one rule per ring. Stitch Sweep (50)Stitches a clause around their legs….
Her fan is half a ballroom. She uses it as a lectern. Georgiana Fanmoor takes the field as a Fan Heiress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cool ReceptionShe stays cool because everyone else sweats. Fan Whirl (40)Spins a rib fan at head height. Gust…
Her hat has been in three weddings and one funeral. Georgiana Hatherley takes the field as a Hat Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 015/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lofty BrimHer hat outranks every guest at the table. Hat Tip Tax (30)Tips her hat and the plaintiff owes…
Her keys jingle at every threat. They jingle a great deal these days. Georgiana Keychime takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Jingle AlarmHer keys jingle whenever a Krumplethorn is near. Key Ring Swat (40)Swats them with a heavy…
She keeps one wheel on the estate and one eye on the neighbours. Georgiana Spokewhirr takes the field as a Wheel Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rolling SurveillanceWatches the lawn from a moving point. Spoke Whirr (50)Whirrs spokes into the plaintiff’s hat. Hub…
The two butlers can’t agree on anything except the tea. Gerald Doublebrim takes the field as a Head Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Double BrimTwo butlers, one hat, no agreement. Brim Sweep (80)Sweeps a very wide brim across their hedge. Ceremony Strike…