This is Gerhardine Masktwin. Two masked keepers by the hedge. They never take the masks off. Gerhardine Masktwin takes the field as a Mask Twin, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Mask DuoTwo masked keepers work together. Mask Pair (60)Both masks stare at once….
This is Gerolf Facecloak. He visits the Krumplethorns in a mask. They let him in every time. Gerolf Facecloak takes the field as a Swirl Mask, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mask OnMasked so nobody knows him. Masked Visit (40)Visits in a mask. Learns…
This is Gertrud Platebrow. She stares coldly at the Krumplethorns. They keep their coats on. Gertrud Platebrow takes the field as a Plate Brow, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Steel GazeA cold steel stare. Cold Stare (40)Stares coldly. They freeze. Small Wheel Spin (30)Spins…
Nobody heard the verdict. Both families are appealing what they think she said. Gertrude Chimesworth takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 048/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Muffled VerdictRules through filters. Nobody hears it. Cheek Canister (50)Puffs a sealed order from each…
This is Gertrude Flatcap. Built her trike from three Krumplethorn wheels. They’d like them back. Gertrude Flatcap takes the field as a Trike Mechanic, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Flat CapThe cap stays on. The work gets done. Chopper Charge (60)Rides…
This is Gertrude Nozzlecap. She mists the Krumplethorn cat whenever it visits. It visits often. Gertrude Nozzlecap takes the field as a Nozzle, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spray NozzleSprays anything that moves. Fine Mist (40)Mists them until they leave. Bell Ringing (30)Rings…
A spiked green cart – parked inconveniently. Gherkin Prickle is a Spike Cart, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 016/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Green MachineGreener than the hedge. Meaner than the owner. Add Gherkin Prickle to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Pit Hazards change the…
He laid the first stone. Nobody remembers who laid the second. Gideon Cornerstone takes the field as a Foundation Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cornerstone LawHe is the first block and the last word. Cornerstone Crack (30)Cracks a cornerstone against the hedge. Gable…
He has outlasted four constitutions and one flood. Gideon Crowfoot takes the field as an Elder Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grandfather ClauseOld rules beat new ones every time. Hair Raise (30)Raises one eyebrow and your fine. Lap Ruling (40)His…
This is Gideon Deedframe. He framed the hedge line on the deed. The Krumplethorns say it’s forged. Gideon Deedframe takes the field as a Framed Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lawn Edge Picture FrameFrames the enemy. Literally and legally. Frame Slam (50)Slams…
His crest is perfectly symmetrical. His grudges, sadly, are not. Gideon Fusiliercrest takes the field as a Fusilier Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fusilier FussFusses until the lawn is symmetrical. Fusilier Volley (60)Volleys small brass beads at the plaintiff. Crest Smack (50)Smacks…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Gideon Glasswhorl takes the field as a Deposition Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Reed RebuttalTrims the statute to favor the estate. Flint Cut (40)Pins the filing to one footnote….
His wheel is bigger than his head, which explains his temper. Gideon Huboculus takes the field as a Hub Seer, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Spoked Eye SurgerySees clearly through every spoke. Hub Crush (90)Crushes with a giant spoked wheel. Rolling Verdict (100)Rolls…
This is Gideon Knotwhistle. He oils the Schittsnaud bikes. He also oils the Krumplethorn brakes. Gideon Knotwhistle takes the field as an Oiler, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 032/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PonytailThe ponytail is a spare fan belt. Chain Whip (50)Whips the chain off…
Cast a perfect mold of their boot. Frames it proudly. Gideon Orbhollow takes the field as an Impression Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round ImpressionCasts the dent left by their garden gnome. Mold Pour (40)Pours plaster into the exact bootprint. Depth…
He wears the longest hat in the household. He’s tripped on it twice. Gideon Pointwhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed ServiceServes with the point of his cap. Cap Slash (40)Slashes the pointed cap across their cheek. Key…