This is Filomena Cellarkey. Her little door leads to the Krumplethorn cellar. They never found it. Filomena Cellarkey takes the field as a Door Keeper, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 104/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Small DoorOpens a little door. It’s a trap. Trap Door (40)Opens a small door….
This is Filomena Threadspire. She sews the wedding dresses. Krumplethorn ones have a loose thread. Filomena Threadspire takes the field as a Seamstress, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 025/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Puppet StringsPulls the strings on every family decision. Hem Line (30)Takes in the hem…
This is Finnegan Fanfish. He swims through the hallway. The carpet has complained. Finnegan Fanfish joins the fight as a Fan Fish, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 044/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fin Fan SpreadSpreads the fins. Everyone steps back. Fin Slap (50)A wet slap across the face. Bubble Gulp (40)Swallows…
Her skirt rings when taxes rise. It rings most days. Fiona Chimeshaw takes the field as a Rate Setter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bell ChimeRings a new rate at every hour. Bell Clapper (30)Swings her skirt like a clapper. Horn…
Her hat is a clock. The clock is a door. The door is locked. Fiona Clockfane takes the field as a Clock Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower TimeHer clock has no hands. Everyone is late. Dial Smack (50)Smacks the plaintiff with a…
Her motorbike is vintage and her opinions are vintage-er. Fiona Motoridge takes the field as a Moto Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Heirloom ThrottleNever slows down, even for estate taxes. Throttle Charge (50)Charges the hedge on a gold motorbike. Chain Kickstand (50)Locks…
Her nose is in everyone’s business. Literally. It’s a very long nose. Fiorella Beakwing takes the field as a Gossip, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 019/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nose in EverythingPokes her nose into every conversation. Hedge Prod (40)Pokes the hedge until it talks. Feather Rustle (30)Rustles…
This is Fiorella Kickflash. She jumped the hedge from a ramp. She landed in their greenhouse. Fiorella Kickflash takes the field as a Ramp Rider, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 103/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ramp TrickBuilds a ramp. Jumps. Lands elsewhere. Ramp Up (40)Builds a ramp against their…
This is Fiorella Sniffpipe. She sniffs at the hedge. She can tell what the Krumplethorns had for dinner. Fiorella Sniffpipe takes the field as a Pipe Sniffer, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long SniffSniffs out every secret in the house. Pipe Snort (40)Snorts through…
This is Fitz Gearhart. He polishes Schittsnaud whitewalls daily. Krumplethorn tyres get a rag once. Fitz Gearhart takes the field as a Wheel Spinner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear HeartRuns on the same gears as the bike. Rim Strike (40)Strikes…
His ornaments are real. His modesty is a decoy. Fitzgerald Beadspire takes the field as a Bead Foreman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pearl CountHe counts every bead and invoices each one. Bead Barrage (40)Pelts the plaintiff with polished spheres. Pillar Press (40)Presses the…
This is Fitzgerald Curlwig. He cuts every Schittsnaud’s hair. The Krumplethorns cut their own. Fitzgerald Curlwig takes the field as a Barber, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 087/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big WigCurls on curls. Opinions on opinions. Snip Snip (30)Snips a Krumplethorn fringe uninvited. Curl…
His plans are a model of elegant handwriting and entirely illegible spite. Fitzgerald Cursivebrow takes the field as a Script Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine Script FuryFurious in fine cursive. Script Slash (40)Slashes the plaintiff with a flourish. Ink Well Dump…
He matched the checkered scarf to their picnic blanket, thread for thread. Fitzgerald Diamondwick takes the field as a Material Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 080/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Checker Weave AnalysisReads the checkered fabric like a ledger. Copper Oath (40)Counts every thread of the…
He drafts from a height of three spires. His drafts are always windy. Fitzgerald Spirewhip takes the field as a Planner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spire DraftDrafts the whole district from a high spire. Spire Whip (40)Whips a tall spire…
Two footmen share a single bicycle. They share a single grudge too. Fitzgerald Twinfootman takes the field as a Head Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Pair of FootmenTwo footmen serve at once, from both sides. Cane Crash (90)Smashes a golden key-staff down….