This is Eloise Spiralgate. She takes the long way past the Krumplethorns. Very slowly. Eloise Spiralgate takes the field as a Countess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Coiled GraceRolls in on a spiral. Never rushes. Cliff Edge (40)Rolls the bike to the…
This is Elspeth Wirewhisk. She carries Schittsnaud parcels. Krumplethorn parcels ride on the outside. Elspeth Wirewhisk takes the field as a Bike Porter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 082/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Domed ThoughtThinks inside the dome. Rides outside it. Porter Rush (40)Rushes a crate…
He rides so far out, the Krumplethorns assume he is a rumour. Emmerich Outriderby takes the field as an Outrider Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Distant PursuitPursues the plaintiff from a mile away. Outrider Dash (50)Dashes through the plaintiff from afar. Dusty…
His face is a window. The glass is for sale. Emmerich Windowstead takes the field as a Window Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Face to WindowHe gazes through the window. Sees only leases. Window Pane Pitch (50)Pitches an old pane at the plaintiff….
An engine exploded in slow motion. Engineburst Dregs is a Wreck, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Exploded ViewShows the plaintiff the inside of an engine. Add Engineburst Dregs to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Pit Hazards change the game. Faction:…
His seal is red, round, and the size of a grapefruit. Ephraim Waxseal takes the field as a Seal Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 031/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hot WaxEvery ruling gets a seal that never cools. Seal Press (40)Presses a wax seal on…
A ladder of tape and fire. Climbing is not recommended. Equity Ladderway is a Ladder, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Climbing the LadderClimbs the ladder. Kicks the plaintiff off. Equity Ladderway is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for…
This is Erasmus Pinlip. He says nothing at Krumplethorn dinners. He just raises an eyebrow. Erasmus Pinlip takes the field as a Pin Lip, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 024/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pinned MouthSays nothing. Gestures plenty. Pointed Look (40)A pointed look. They squirm. Pin Jab (30)Jabs…
This is Erasmus Vitrine. He displays the Schittsnaud skyline. Krumplethorn houses are cropped out. Erasmus Vitrine takes the field as a Display Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 029/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: On DisplayShows the city in his head to visitors. Cape Wrap (40)Wraps the enemy in…
This is Erasmus Windmere. He charges the Krumplethorns for the wind that blows onto their side. Erasmus Windmere takes the field as an Energy Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wind FarmOwns every windmill. Charges for the breeze. Turbine Spin (60)Spins every…
This is Ermanno Towerduo. He carries the lantern on every raid. His partner carries the blame. Ermanno Towerduo takes the field as a Torchbearer, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 068/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Partner in CrimeBrings a second face for the getaway. Lantern Signal (60)Swings the lantern….
This is Ermelina Nosyglass. She looks at the Krumplethorns far too closely. They back off. Ermelina Nosyglass takes the field as an Eyeglass, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sunday Close LookLooks closer than is polite. Closer Look (50)Looks very closely. Too close. Globe Pedal…
This is Ermelinda Huffbrow. She huffs at the Krumplethorns. They’ve moved their table twice. Ermelinda Huffbrow takes the field as a Huffer, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spite HuffHuffs. Everyone leaves the room. Huff Puff (40)Huffs hard enough to move hats. Arch Swing (30)Swings…
She’s dated their gravel path to a very specific trespass. Ermengarde Coilglint takes the field as a Mineral Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 088/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coiled Vein ReadDates the gravel by its coiled mineral vein. Lantern Report (40)Peels back soil to the original…
This is Ermengarde Pipewhistle. Her pipes play one note. It’s a Krumplethorn’s name, backwards. Ermengarde Pipewhistle takes the field as a Pipe Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 083/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pipe OrganHer brass pipes play one angry note. Porch Light Pipe Blast (40)Blasts a steam…
This is Ermengild Palatine. He’s page to every Schittsnaud in-law. He carries all their palaces. Ermengild Palatine takes the field as a Page, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 027/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Palace PackCarries the palace on his back. Never asks. Errand Run (40)Runs an errand…