She has not spilled once. She has threatened to many times. Eleanor Brasscap takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass SteadyHer hat keeps the tray from tipping. Cap Clip (30)Clips their ear with her brass cap. Key Tilt…
She has four pipes behind her ear and three in the feud. Eleanora Casingwick takes the field as a Casing Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Concealed PipesAll her plans are hidden in the walls. Pipe Spring (50)Springs a coiled pipe into their knee….
Her citadel casts a long shadow. The Krumplethorns live inside it. Eleanora Citadelle takes the field as a Citadel Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Citadel SmugnessSmugly spires every citadel on the lawn. Citadel Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a tall spire. Pool…
This is Eleonora Catblock. She stares at the Krumplethorns like they’re mice. They feel it. Eleonora Catblock takes the field as a Block Cat, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cat EyesStares like a cat at a mouse. Polite Pounce (60)Pounces from the tower block….
Her chair is velvet, her wheel is bicycle and her authority is absolute. Eleonora Chairwheel takes the field as a Wheel Chair Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Seat of PowerSits on the plaintiff’s argument. Seat Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff beneath a velvet…
This is Elias Chronospanner. He times every repair. Krumplethorn repairs run long. Elias Chronospanner takes the field as a Trike Engineer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: On the ClockChecks the watch. Bills the minute. Time Check (40)Checks the watch. Declares overtime….
A glowing slab of blue in a hall of gold. Ellenborough Slab is a Mirror, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 140/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Window to ElsewhereOpens a window. Closes it hard. Ellenborough Slab is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect…
An urn with handles of curling gold. Ellerby Vesselcup is an Urn, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 115/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Vessel of WrathHolds the wrath. Decants it slowly. Add Ellerby Vesselcup to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the game. Faction:…
His head is glass. His opinion is crystalline. Ellesmere Glassgaze is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 025/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass Head RuleSees straight through every excuse. Add Ellesmere Glassgaze to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the game. Faction:…
This is Ellington Tailcoat. He dresses for dinner at breakfast. The Krumplethorns eat in their pyjamas. Ellington Tailcoat takes the field as a Gentleman, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: White TieDressed for dinner. Every hour of the day. Formal Ride (50)Rides the…
This is Elmer Lidhead. He’s never said a word. The Krumplethorns think he’s on their side. Elmer Lidhead takes the field as a Tool Runner, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lid DownKeeps the lid shut. On tools and his mouth. Tyre…
Found in a pocket belonging to nobody anyone will name. Elmhurst Waistcoat is a Pocket Watch, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Waistcoat PocketPocketed in a waistcoat that has since vanished. Add Elmhurst Waistcoat to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social…
She only shows half her face. The other half is busy listening. Elodie Halfgear takes the field as a Lookout, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 050/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Half FaceShows half a face. Hears the full story. Sprocket Spy (40)Spies through the big sprocket. Long Neck Lean…
This is Elodie Hourballoon. She arrived at the Krumplethorn party yesterday. She’s still there. Elodie Hourballoon takes the field as a Time Traveller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 066/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lost TimeArrives yesterday. Leaves tomorrow. Rewind (40)Rewinds the Krumplethorn plan. Balloon Exit (50)Floats off by balloon….
Her hair chimes at every hour. The Krumplethorns have asked her to stop. Eloise Clockcurl takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Clock CurlHer curl chimes on the hour. Chime Strike (30)Strikes the hour on their forehead. Spoon Spin (40)Spins…
Her saddle has been in the family for four horses and one bicycle. Eloise Sadlerton takes the field as a Saddle Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chair SaddleShe rides while her saddle rides the family. Saddle Whip (40)Whips the saddle through the…