This is Haggard Mopwhisk. He looks like a mop. He is sensitive about that. Haggard Mopwhisk joins the fight as a Mop Fiend, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 073/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mop TopA mop of hair hides the face. Whisker Flick (60)Flicks wire whiskers at your ankles. Tail Spin…
This is Hal Stoolsby. He borrowed the Krumplethorns’ step stool in 1998. It’s his stool now. Hal Stoolsby takes the field as a Stool Mechanic, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Step StoolNeeds the stool. Won’t admit it. Stool Kick (30)Kicks the…
This is Halvard Splitwell. He’s switched sides eleven times. He’s a Krumplethorn this week. Halvard Splitwell takes the field as a Turncoat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 094/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Two SidedChanges sides mid-sentence. Means both. Switch Back (60)Switches sides. Switches back. Mesh Wing (50)Swoops the…
This is Hamilton Archdoor. He is the family’s front door. He doesn’t open for Krumplethorns. Hamilton Archdoor takes the field as a Doorman, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 068/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Open DoorHe is the door. You’ll wait. Door Slam (40)Slams the door in a…
He wears a gold veil. His bank statements are hidden under it. Hamilton Veilbrook takes the field as a Veil Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold VeilVeils his face and his bank statements. Veil Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a gold veil….
This is Hamish Blockwell. Every tool either family ever lost is in his box. He’s checked. Hamish Blockwell takes the field as a Tool Locker, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Storage UnitCarries every tool on the estate. On his head. Box…
This is Hamish Droopbrim. He tells the Krumplethorns sad stories. They give him their biscuits. Hamish Droopbrim takes the field as a Droop Brim, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sad StoryTells a sad story. Gets his way. Sob Story (40)Tells a sob story. They…
His frown has been consistent since the old docket. Hamish Frownfield takes the field as a Frown Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 081/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Great FrownHis frown sets the sentence before the hearing. Frown Slam (60)Slams a frown across the bench. Gold…
This is Hamlin Hunchwick. He fixed the Krumplethorn minibike. Then he kept it. It fits him fine. Hamlin Hunchwick takes the field as a Minibike Fixer, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tiny RideHuge mechanic. Tiny bike. No comment. Squeeze In (30)Folds…
This is Hank Screwchew. He chews screwdrivers to think. He’s chewed through three Krumplethorn ones. Hank Screwchew takes the field as a Wrencher, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Screwdriver ChewChews a screwdriver. Spits out the screw. Chew Spit (40)Spits a screw…
A clock face – a statue and a furious schedule. Harcourt Dial is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 036/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round the ClockWorks round the clock. Complains round it too. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Harcourt…
A cup with a masked face on it – and a scowl. Hargreaves Masked is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 079/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Masked CupWears a mask. Pours a lie. Add Hargreaves Masked to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics…
This is Harlan Patchmore. He’s been best man at three Schittsnaud weddings. Never at a Krumplethorn one. Harlan Patchmore takes the field as a Best Man, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 001/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Snap TogetherBolts onto any relative. Stronger for it. Toast (40)Gives a…
This is Harlequin Shellrake. Eight legs. Eight opinions. One very loud shell. Harlequin Shellrake joins the fight as a Shell Beetle, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 009/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Patchwork ShellEvery patch has a different opinion. Shell Rake (40)Rakes the floor and your plans. Bristle Charge (30)Charges legs first….
This is Harlow Balancewing. She cartwheels across the Schittsnaud lawn daily. They’ve stopped mowing. Harlow Balancewing takes the field as an Acrobat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 093/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BalanceBalances on a single stem. Never falls. Cartwheel (40)Cartwheels across the Schittsnaud lawn. Pirouette (30)Spins on…
This is Harlowe Tulipwheel. He tells jokes to the Schittsnaud roses. They grow twice as fast. Harlowe Tulipwheel takes the field as a Garden Jester, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garden JestMakes the plants laugh. They grow faster. Joke Bloom (30)Tells the roses a…