He lights fifty sconces before anyone notices the first. Fine work. Harold Sconcewick takes the field as a Lamplighter, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sconce LightLights every sconce he passes. Torch Wave (40)Waves a torch under their chin. Pedal Sprint (30)Sprints past with a…
This is Harriet Buttress. She’s held up the cathedral so long she forgets which of them is the wall. Harriet Buttress takes the field as a Load-Bearing Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Load BearingIf she leaves, the cathedral falls. Prop…
The dial says the Krumplethorns are under pressure. She caused it. Harriet Gaugeworth takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 061/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pressure ReadingChecks the dial before every ruling. Gauge Reading (30)Reads their stress on the brass dial. Cylinder…
She values an item by its curve. Corners have been marked down. Harriet Gourdwick takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bulb AppraisalAppraises any item by its rounded edge. Round Bump (50)Bumps them with her round middle….
This is Harriet Hoopwire. She makes the estate barrels. Krumplethorn ones leak on purpose. Harriet Hoopwire takes the field as a Cooper, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 101/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: HoopedBuilt from barrel hoops. Rolls like one. Barrel Roll (50)Rolls a barrel down the…
A glowing goblet in a hall of gold. Harrowgate Grail is a Chalice, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 083/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grail of GrudgeHolds the grudge. Never drinks. Harrowgate Grail is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole group….
This is Hattie Leanroll. She rolls the lawn flat. The Krumplethorn moles take it personally. Hattie Leanroll takes the field as a Lawn Roller, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 046/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lean InLeans on the roller. Calls it work. Flatten (40)Rolls the rival’s…
A statue inside a clock – running in place. Havelock Wheeltime is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 059/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wheel of TimeTurns the wheel of time. Squeaks. Havelock Wheeltime is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the…
Grinds the day away and every grudge with it. Hawkridge Gearclock is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 034/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear GrindingGrinds a grudge to a fine powder. Add Hawkridge Gearclock to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social Scandals change the…
Whistles out of tune when the truth gets near. Hawthorn Whistler is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 084/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Blow the WhistleBlows the whistle on the entire dinner party. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Hawthorn Whistler…
Awarded for winning an argument nobody else attended. Hawthorne Chalice is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 002/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Victory LapGrants one victory lap around the hedge. Hawthorne Chalice is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole…
A stack of books wrapped like a cheap present. Hearsay Stackwrap is a Book Stack, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wrapped TightWraps the plaintiff in a very long red ribbon. Hearsay Stackwrap is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions…
This is Hector Nineby. His head is a nine. Nobody has ever actually read subsection nine. Hector Nineby takes the field as a Statute Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Subsection NineEvery case falls under subsection nine. Needle Nose (30)Pokes into…
This is Hector Watchcap. He never sleeps. His hat keeps watch either way. Hector Watchcap takes the field as a Sentinel, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 025/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Eye on TopKeeps a spare eye on his hat. Always open. Overwatch (40)Watches the hedge from above. Gear…
A car with spines and a very short temper. Hedgehog Roadster is a Spike Car, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 008/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiny Road RageRages along a road of spikes. Hedgehog Roadster is one of 104 cards in the Pit Hazards for the Krumplethorns. Collect…
His specs are round, his hat is round and his temper is a perfect circle. Heinrich Bifocalby takes the field as a Bifocal Duke, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 080/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bifocal BlusterBlusters in two focal lengths at once. Bifocal Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff between…