Her wheels are all saucers. She has not lost one yet. Henrietta Saucerwheel takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Saucer WheelRolls on saucer wheels at remarkable speed. Saucer Roll (40)Rolls a spinning saucer into their ankles. Teapot Whistle (40)Whistles…
She surveys from the next street over. Nobody has figured out why. Henrietta Scopewell takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 044/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spyglass SurveySpots a stray twig three blocks away. Telescope Trespass (40)Proves the branch crossed the line….
Her banner spells something. Nobody has yet been able to read it. Henrietta Sisterhood takes the field as a Banner Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banner HeadlineHangs a banner over every dispute. Banner Wallop Down (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner….
This is Henrietta Snailpost. She delivers Krumplethorn letters a week late. On purpose. Henrietta Snailpost takes the field as a Slow Post, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow DeliveryDelivers bad news very slowly. Bad News (40)Delivers the bad news. Slowly. Shell Wheelie (30)Pops a…
Her hat spirals two and a half times. Her opinions spiral three. Henrietta Swirlbourne takes the field as a Swirl Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral HatHer hat spirals until the family agrees. Coil Strike (40)Swirls a hat into the plaintiff’s file….
She holds up the ceiling. The ceiling resents her. Henriette Corbelmoor takes the field as a Corbel Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 046/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverlapShe supports whatever stands on someone else. Corbel Crush (50)Crushes a toe under a stone corbel. Horn Hat Honk (50)Honks a…
He swung his name over the hedge. It was a heavy name. Henrik Counterspire takes the field as a Counterweight Don, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lift OffHe stays up by sending everyone else down. Counterweight Drop (40)Drops a counterweight on the plaintiff. Wing…
This is Hepzibah Bubblehat. Her bubble hat keeps her dry. Krumplethorns get soaked. Hepzibah Bubblehat takes the field as a Bubble Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ShelterKeeps dry under the bubble. Bubble Shelter (40)Ducks under the bubble hat. Broom Bash (30)Bashes with…
A marble hall that echoes the plaintiff’s regrets. Hereditament Hallway is a Library, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 060/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quiet in LibraryDemands quiet in the library. Shouts it. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Hereditament Hallway…
A face of pages and a mind of tiny print. Heretofore Pagevisage is a Clerk, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 034/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Whereas WherebyWhereas the plaintiff. Whereby the plaintiff. Add Heretofore Pagevisage to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Legal Injunctions…
Her hat is a cliff. Her cousins are all standing at the edge. Hermione Pointercliff takes the field as a Point Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cliff HatHer hat is a cliff, and everyone falls off. Cliff Drop (40)Drops a hat cliff…
Everything arrives on her hat. Including most of the Krumplethorns’ bills. Hermione Tophat takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Top Hat TrayServes a tray right from the brim of her hat. Hat Fling (40)Flings the top hat at their…
This is Hesketh Goggleswell. He wears goggles to sweep. The Krumplethorns don’t. That’s the point. Hesketh Goggleswell takes the field as a Goggle Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dust GogglesNever gets dust in his eyes. Dust Kick (40)Kicks dust in their eyes….
A clock of gold – blue and constant disapproval. Heskethby Watchface is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 107/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Watch FaceWatches the plaintiff closely. Heskethby Watchface is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole group. Faction:…
This is Hesper Batglance. Her bat wing eye watches the hedge. It never sleeps. Hesper Batglance takes the field as a Wing Eye, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bat GlanceSees from the bat wing. Wing Glance (40)Glances from the wing. Scooter Push (30)Pushes the…
One ear is a satellite dish. The other is a very small fork. Hesper Earlobe takes the field as a Round Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide EarOverhears the case being argued next door. Specs Flash (30)Flashes round specs at…