Nobody has seen his face. The court knows him only by the ticking. Horatio Pendlewick takes the field as a Judge, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Final HourWhen it strikes, all filings close. Swinging Verdict (90)Swings the ruling to whoever…
This is Horatio Tallscreen. He only fights during prime time. The Krumplethorns watch anyway. Horatio Tallscreen takes the field as a Screen Gent, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 047/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Prime TimeHits hardest when everyone is watching. Ratings Drop (60)Makes the enemy feel unwatched. Top…
His trike is tiny. His commands are enormous. The enemy find it confusing. Horatio Trikewick takes the field as a Trike Scout, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Trike TacticsScouts on a tiny tricycle with great conviction. Trike Dash (40)Dashes through the plaintiff on…
His tray is perfectly level on three wheels. His temper is not. Horatio Tripodwell takes the field as a Tray Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tripod StandStands his tray on a tripod and does not wobble. Pot Pour (40)Pours a pot of tea…
Nobody has ever seen him sign. Everything he seals stays sealed. Horatio Veilgrate takes the field as a Notary, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hooded SealSeals any document without being seen. Silent Stamp (50)Stamps their name on the dotted line. Waterline…
This is Horatius Lookwell. He bought a telescope for the stars. It points at the Krumplethorn kitchen. Horatius Lookwell takes the field as an Observer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Telescope EyeSees the stars. And their kitchen. Star Chart (40)Charts the stars…
A huge engine with horns and a halo of spikes. Hornblower Banshee is an Engine Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Horn of PlentyPlenty of horns. Plenty of noise. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Hornblower Banshee…
This is Hornet Beadyeye. He buzzes in the hall. He hums the same tune every day. Hornet Beadyeye joins the fight as a Hornet, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 142/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hornet StareStares with a thousand eyes. Rude. Sting Jab (30)A jab from a thin sharp sting. Wing…
This is Hornpipe Gravelbug. He lives on the driveway. The Schittsnauds would like it paved. Hornpipe Gravelbug joins the fight as a Horn Bug, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 047/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gravel CrunchCrunches the gravel. Everybody hears. Horn Poke (40)Pokes with a very small horn. Dome Dive (50)Dives…
This is Horologia Pendleton. She’s kept family time for a century. The Krumplethorns are a minute behind. Horologia Pendleton takes the field as a Keeper, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 073/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Grandfather ClockStands in the hall. Chimes at the worst moments. Midnight…
This is Horst Monobrim. His helmet shades the Schittsnaud bike. The Krumplethorn one sits in the sun. Horst Monobrim takes the field as a Brim Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 091/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wide WingHelmet like a wing. Shades two bikes. Shade Over…
She fishes the estate lake daily. The lake has nothing left to give. Hortense Bramblewick takes the field as a Line Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine TackleCasts her line over any argument. Line Cast (40)Hooks the plaintiff by the sleeve. Tweed…
This is Hortense Dustpan. She catches every Krumplethorn crumb that crosses the hedge. Hortense Dustpan takes the field as a Pan Holder, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pan and BrushNever misses a crumb. Pan Scoop (40)Scoops them up in the pan. Hat Brim…
This is Hortense Hollowbrow. She weeps at every family funeral. She’s not always sure whose. Hortense Hollowbrow takes the field as a Mourner, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 032/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hollow MaskOne empty eye. Cries out of the other. Weep (30)Weeps on cue at…
She lights the path to the manor. The Krumplethorns keep using it. Hortense Lampsby takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Night DutyLights the estate path and spots intruders. Lamp Lash (40)Swings a hot lantern at their shins. Gown…
Her reflection is better dressed. The deed goes to the reflection. Hortense Rippleford takes the field as a Reflection Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Water TableShe never walks on land. Land walks around her. Ripple Strike (60)Sends a ripple through the plaintiff’s boots….