This is Hyacinth Fernrock. Her rock garden is famous. Half of it was the Krumplethorn wall. Hyacinth Fernrock takes the field as a Botanist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rock GardenCollects rare stones. Mostly from next door. Fan Sweep (30)Fans the dust…
She has the master key to forty-one doors. She keeps the forty-second. Hyacinth Lockwood takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Skeleton KeyOpens the pantry and the strongest argument. Key Slash (40)Slashes with the long key at her side….
Replaced the stake eleven times. It keeps wandering. Hyacinth Orbitwhorl takes the field as a Field Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 039/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbital SweepSurveys the whole perimeter at a glance. Perimeter Log (40)Logs every inch of trespassed hedge. Survey Marker (30)Drives the…
This is Hyacinth Platetop. She keeps six rumours spinning at once. None about her. Hyacinth Platetop takes the field as a Plate Spinner, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 064/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spinning PlatesKeeps every rumour spinning. Doorstep Plate Spin (50)Spins the plates. Rumours fly. Crown Drop (40)Drops…
Her eye spins once for guilt, twice for fines. Hyacinth Spiralneck takes the field as a Spiral Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral EyeOne spiral eye watches the whole room. Eye Swirl (40)Hypnotizes the plaintiff with a spiral eye. Order…
The Krumplethorns haven’t won an appeal she’s touched. Hyacinthe Shardwhorl takes the field as an Evidence Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hinge TraceShreds the paperwork, signature included. Hinge Filing (30)Folds their defense into a paper crane. Glass Snap (30)Pins the…
This is Hyperion Tallhelm. He’s the tallest Schittsnaud ally. Mostly helmet. Hyperion Tallhelm takes the field as a Scion, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall HelmThe helmet adds a foot. He needs it. Long Shadow (40)Casts a long shadow over their garden….
She can date gravel to the exact Krumplethorn delivery. Idina Gearspoke takes the field as a Mineral Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crystal Vein ReadDates the gravel by its mineral vein. Anvil Testimony (40)Peels back soil to the original crime. Trace…
This is Ignatia Lockspoke. She locks the Schittsnaud bikes. The Krumplethorn ones she lets roll. Ignatia Lockspoke takes the field as a Bike Minder, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Kickstand LockLocks the bike so it can’t be taken. Monitor Bash (40)Swings the floating…
This is Ignatia Spiralwing. She’s a cousin by marriage. Which marriage is unclear. Ignatia Spiralwing takes the field as a Cousin-in-Law, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 036/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral RiderRides a spiral. Arrives dizzy. Twirl In (40)Twirls in on the spiral wheel. Check Square…
This is Ignatius Bathchair. He drives the old Schittsnaud aunt around the estate. She steers. Ignatius Bathchair takes the field as a Chauffeur, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 031/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Carriage TradeOnly drives Schittsnauds. Only downhill. Chair Ram (50)Rolls the bath chair into…
Three judges, one mind, and not much of it. Ignatius Blewett takes the field as a Trio Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 015/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Three WigsThree heads, one stern look. Group Frown (40)Frowns in unison at the plaintiff. Cane Drop (30)Drops a…
This is Ignatius Bulbholt. His head lights up near Krumplethorns. It’s not a compliment. Ignatius Bulbholt takes the field as a Bulb Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 094/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass BulbHis head is a glowing bulb. Bulb Flash (40)Flashes the bulb head at them….
He has been campaigning against one hedge since before the hedge. Ignatius Campaignhill takes the field as a Campaign Chief, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Long CampaignAlways thirty years into a short campaign. Campaign Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff with a campaign map. Hill…
He plots on a checkered floor. They’ve never won on his squares. Ignatius Chessmoor takes the field as a Plotter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 100/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Board PlotPlots a lot square by square. Square Push (40)Pushes a single square at them. Rook…
He keeps a small cottage on his hat. It is rented to a cousin. Ignatius Cottagewell takes the field as a House Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat HouseLives in his hat and sublets the rest. Hat Roof Slam (40)Slams a tiny…