One bead per visitor. The Krumplethorns had a party. She ran out of beads. Hortensia Beadcastle takes the field as a Bead Counter, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 052/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bead LedgerCounts visitors on the beaded pole. Abacus Alert (50)Slides one bead per Krumplethorn guest. Tri-Wheel…
This is Hortensia Dualdome. Two domes, two skylines. Neither one has a Krumplethorn in it. Hortensia Dualdome takes the field as a Twin Dome Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 053/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Glass TwinsTwo glass domes watch both sides at once. Dome Crash (60)Brings both…
Her wheel is orange. Her patience, regrettably, is also orange. Hortensia Hubcapley takes the field as a Hub Guardian, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel Well PreparedOne wheel, fully prepared for trouble. Hub Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a hubcap. Tyre Roll (60)Rolls over…
This is Hortensia Pleatwell. Every leaf on the estate ends up under her skirt. Nobody asks. Hortensia Pleatwell takes the field as a Lawn Sweep, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Full SkirtCovers the whole flowerbed. Sits down. Skirt Sweep (40)Sweeps the…
Her spectacles show the whole record. Her eyes show how disappointed she is. Hortensia Roundspecs takes the field as a Spectacle Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fine ReadingReads the fine print before you write it. Glass Slam (50)Slams the lenses…
A car on a fiery road with headlights on and no brakes. Hotgrille Gutter is a Fire Car, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 104/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Burning RoadThe road to the Schittsnauds is on fire. Hotgrille Gutter is one of 104 cards in the Pit…
A mirror in a frame in a hall. It is very gloomy. Hotham Looking is a Mirror, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 143/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Looking BackLooks back. Disapproves. Hotham Looking is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the whole…
A chequered car on a spill of oil – smoking quietly. Hotrod Chequerback is a Hot Rod, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chequered Flag DragDrags the plaintiff over the chequered flag. Add Hotrod Chequerback to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
This is Hubert Boxley. He’s never thought outside the box. He can’t. He’s in it. Hubert Boxley takes the field as a Compliance Box, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Boxed InThinks inside the box. Lives there too. Square One (30)Sends your…
This is Hubert Wickerbow. His barrow floats. He dumps clippings in the Krumplethorn moat. Hubert Wickerbow takes the field as a Barrow Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wicker HullHalf barrow, half boat. Fully waterproof. Ferry (30)Ferries clippings across the moat….
A radial engine in a ring of fire. Hubnut Meltdown is an Engine Mine, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 084/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Radial MeltdownMelts down in every direction. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Hubnut Meltdown and find where it…
This is Hugo Knobbly. He busts tyres for a living. Krumplethorn tyres he busts for fun. Hugo Knobbly takes the field as a Tyre Buster, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tyre CrouchCrouches on the tyre until it gives. Bead Break (50)Breaks…
This is Hugo Meshworth. He issued a gag order so strict it fitted itself to his own face. Hugo Meshworth takes the field as a Gagged Counsel, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 076/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gag OrderCan’t say a word. Neither can you. Muffle…
His hat is a triangle. So is his smile, when he has one. Hugo Pointercap takes the field as a Cap Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Triangle BrimHis triangle brim only points at the loser. Cap Point (40)Points a triangular…
He serves tea at four. If you are late, it is served to the cat. Humbert Clockhand takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tea on TimeEvery cup is served at the exact second. Hour Strike (40)Strikes the hour right…
This is Hummella Crownbeak. She calls spring early on the Schittsnaud side. The Krumplethorns stay in winter. Hummella Crownbeak takes the field as a Garden Herald, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Blossom CallCalls the blossoms out early. Ours, not theirs. Early Bloom (50)Brings a…