His eye is on the hedge. The hedge is on the news. Ignatius Eyebolt takes the field as a Watcher Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All-Seeing EyeThe eye in his hat files a report on everyone. Eye Poke (70)Pokes the plaintiff with a…
His goggles are brass. His convictions are brasser. Ignatius Goggleford takes the field as a Goggle Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Goggle GospelPreaches vision through the goggles. Goggle Bash (60)Bashes the plaintiff with a goggle. Face Slam (70)Slams his face into the plaintiff’s….
He holds the rod like a lance. He has never knocked, only measured. Ignatius Lanceholt takes the field as a Boundary Aide, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 021/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rod LineMeasures any boundary with a single rod. Rod Prod (40)Pokes them with the…
His key is so long that it opens two doors at once. Unfortunately one is his. Ignatius Longkey takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long KeyCarries a key so long it opens the next county. Key Thrust (40)Thrusts…
He has an air filter on his face. His family says it is the family crest. Ignatius Maskwright takes the field as a Mask Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Respirator RankHe breathes only the family’s own air. Respirator Roar (70)Roars through a…
His head is so wide the clerks measure it with a rope. Ignatius Pallidome takes the field as a Bald Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 084/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Alien DomeHis head is wider than the bench. Dome Collision (40)Bumps the plaintiff with a…
This is Ignatius Plateby. His armour is polished daily. The Krumplethorns can see themselves in it. Ignatius Plateby takes the field as a Plated Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass PlatingPlated head to toe. Dents only. Plate Crush (50)Crushes them under brass…
His opinions are perfectly plumb. The Krumplethorns lean slightly. Ignatius Plumbgarth takes the field as a Plumb Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: True Vertical OpinionEvery opinion hangs perfectly straight. Plumb Bob Plunge (60)Drops a plumb bob on the plaintiff’s foot. Level Smack…
This is Ignatius Poleclimb. He climbs the flagpole to hear over the hedge. He fell twice. Ignatius Poleclimb takes the field as a Pole Listener, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Up the PoleClimbs the pole to hear better. Pole Slide (40)Slides down the pole…
His brow is a pylon. His mood is always at least five hundred volts. Ignatius Pylonbrow takes the field as a Pylon Lookout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Overhead LinesWatches from above. Judges from higher. Pylon Poke (40)Pokes the plaintiff with a pylon. Wire…
He opened a four-day inquiry into a paper boat. Ignatius Sailrigger takes the field as a Debris Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Driftwood LogbookReads pond scum like a shipping manifest. Capsized Claim (40)Proves the toy boat drifted from theirs. Hull Scrape…
Not one cup has chipped in her service. She keeps a ledger. Ignatius Saucerwhistle takes the field as a Cupbearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steady SaucerHer saucer never rattles, even at full speed. Saucer Skim (40)Skims a saucer past their ear. Cup Clatter…
This is Ignatius Screenbubble. He watches the hedge on a screen. He has it on every channel. Ignatius Screenbubble takes the field as a Screen Man, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: MonitorMonitors the hedge on screen. Screen Watch (50)Watches the hedge on screen….
He’s stood at the hedge nine days. It complies. He hasn’t left. Ignatius Tallowmere takes the field as a Warden, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 015/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Standing OrderStands at the hedge until it complies. Winged Notice (50)Pins notices on both sides of…
This is Ignatius Weedpuller. He weeds the hedge border. Some of those were Krumplethorn tulips. Ignatius Weedpuller takes the field as a Weeder, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Root OutPulls every weed. And a few flowers. Root Pull (50)Pulls them out by the…
He steers with his tail. He’s steered into their garden twice. Ignatz Fishtail takes the field as a Lookout, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tail RudderSteers by the tail, listens with the face. Rudder Turn (40)Turns sharply to follow them. Disc Wheel Spy (30)Watches…