He bantered from the battlement for years. The hedge heard every word. Humphrey Battlementle takes the field as a Battlement Lord, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Battlement BanterBanters from the battlement. Battlement Spill (50)Spills a battlement onto the plaintiff. Rampart Rush (60)Rushes the…
He delivers messages with his beak. They arrive fastest and loudest. Humphrey Beakwood takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Beak DeliveryDelivers any message at the speed of a beak. Beak Jab (60)Jabs a copper beak into their message. Brim…
This is Humphrey Bigbrow. His head grew every year the feud went on. It’s quite large now. Humphrey Bigbrow takes the field as a Laird, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big HeadHead too big for any hat. Wears none. Trike Parade (30)Trikes…
This is Humphrey Cathodine. He parks bikes for the Schittsnauds. Krumplethorn bikes end up in the pond. Humphrey Cathodine takes the field as a Screen Valet, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Doorstep Valet ParkParks the bicycle. On a Krumplethorn foot. Glove Cuff (40)Cuffs…
He salutes every crest on the wall. A few were Krumplethorn ones by mistake. Humphrey Crestwick takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crest SaluteSalutes the Schittsnaud crest with every step. Crest Slam (40)Slams the crest down on their ledger….
His monitor has a fin. Nobody has asked why. Nobody will. Humphrey Finscreen takes the field as a Fin Monitor, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dorsal DisplayShows the lawn from a fin’s angle. Fin Slash (30)Slashes the plaintiff with a copper fin. Screen Shine…
He drew a grid over the Krumplethorns. Now they’re numbers. Humphrey Gridholt takes the field as a Grid Surveyor, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Square DealAll his deals are squares. Nobody gets a corner. Grid Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff onto a grid square. Needle…
His wheel is larger than the family reputation. It is barely larger. Humphrey Highsaddle takes the field as a Big Wheel Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 019/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tall SaddleRides above every other relation on the lawn. Spoke Spear (50)Flings a spoke like a…
He looks twice at everything. He still gets it wrong. Humphrey Longspecs takes the field as a Spectacle Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 037/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Second SquintTakes two looks and charges for both. Glass Tap (30)Taps the glass and the exhibit cracks….
He’s sifted more wreckage than the groundskeepers have swept. Humphrey Rubblescope takes the field as a Debris Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Rubble SiftSifts the wreckage for the one damning shard. Spoke Reading (40)Submits the broken shard into record. Dust Trace…
He drafts on a bicycle. He has never completed a draft, or a circuit. Humphrey Tricycleton takes the field as a Cycle Draftsman, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pedal DraftDrafts while pedalling. Reviews while falling. Pedal Plunge (70)Drives a pedal into the plaintiff….
His rulings roll three ways at once. The middle one usually wins. Humphrey Tripodane takes the field as a Zoning Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Triple Wheel RuleRules from three wheels. One is always right. Horn Spike (50)Spikes the horn…
A crowned chalice on a velvet cloth. Huntingdon Crownbowl is a Chalice, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 118/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crown ChaliceCrowned goblet. Crowned sulk. Add Huntingdon Crownbowl to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the game. Faction: Schittsnauds Group: Estate…
This is Hushpuppy Brasswhelp. He wags his tail. It is made of brass. It hurts. Hushpuppy Brasswhelp joins the fight as a Brass Hound, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 089/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bark BoomA boom that rattles the hedge. Brass Bite (40)Bites with a brass jaw. Brass Tail Lash…
A chequered cage in a bed of grass spikes. Husksnare Ribcage is a Cage Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cage MatchMatches the plaintiff to a cage. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Husksnare Ribcage and find…
Her crest has fourteen quarters. She disowns eleven of them. Hyacinth Crestmoor takes the field as a Crest Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 051/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide CrestHer crest is the widest in the county. Crest Fling (40)Flings the family crest at the plaintiff. Hubcap…