The hedge clippings are under glass. Nobody gets to touch them again. Hester Domesworth takes the field as a Warden, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Glass Dome CustodyKeeps the evidence under glass forever. Dome Detention (50)Seals the gardener under the dome….
This is Hester Spindlecourt. She ticketed both families’ cars the same night. It’s all they agree on. Hester Spindlecourt takes the field as a Parking Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 025/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: TicketedEvery vehicle gets a ticket. Even hers. Parking Ticket (40)Slaps…
He’s matched the delivery bike’s tread nine times over. Hezekiah Pedalscope takes the field as a Vehicle Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pedal Tread ReadMatches the pedal track to the exact bike. Fern Verdict (40)Submits the pedal track as sworn fact….
This is Hieronyma Wheelgush. She gushes over the Krumplethorns. Then tells everyone what they said. Hieronyma Wheelgush takes the field as a Gusher, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: GushGushes over them. Then gossips. Gush Over (50)Gushes praise. Then the knife. Parish Pole Vault (40)Vaults…
His moustache is the longest piece of plan in the house. Hieronymus Handlebar takes the field as a Handlebar Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Handlebar HooliganHooligan of the handlebar, in a very good coat. Handlebar Lash (30)Lashes the plaintiff with a moustache….
He stands on one leg at their fence. The other leg is for emergencies. Hieronymus Shellpike takes the field as a Point Man, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pike LegStands on one pike leg for hours. Pike Point Poke (40)Pokes the pike leg into…
His spire has seven balconies. He has sulked on every one. Hieronymus Spireward takes the field as a Spire Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spire SulkSulks from a very tall spire. Spire Fall (30)Drops a golden spire on the plaintiff. Cloud Veil…
This is Hieronymus Squarehat. He tutors the Schittsnaud children. Krumplethorns fail his tests by default. Hieronymus Squarehat takes the field as a Tutor, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 094/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Square HatSquare hat. Square answers. Pop Quiz (30)Gives the Krumplethorns a pop quiz. Rule…
This is Hieronymus Turretbrow. His hat castle declared war on the Krumplethorns. It has four soldiers. Hieronymus Turretbrow takes the field as a Turret Clown, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Castle HatWears a small castle and acts the fool. Turret Fire (60)Fires tiny cannons…
His hair is six floors tall. All of them are rented. Hieronymus Whorlstone takes the field as a Hair Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long Hair LawHis hair is the rule. His hair is the loophole. Hair Spiral Whip (70)Whips a strand like…
Her lantern is bolted down. The rest of the estate is simply hoped for. Hildegard Boltwick takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lantern BoltBolts the lantern down so it can’t be stolen. Lantern Smash (40)Smashes her lantern against…
This is Hildegard Coneton. Her novel is about a petty neighbour. The Krumplethorns recognised themselves. Hildegard Coneton takes the field as a Novelist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cone of SilenceWrites in silence. Publishes noisily. Memoir (50)Publishes a memoir about the hedge….
This is Hildegard Glasshelter. She shelters under her dome when the Krumplethorns shout. Often. Hildegard Glasshelter takes the field as a Dome Rider, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Dome ShieldShelters under the glass dome. Dome Duck (50)Ducks under the dome. Then rams. Broom…
Her pouch is full of levies. Hers is always the heaviest. Hildegard Pouchwell takes the field as a Levy Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 092/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pouch LevyCollects levies in a pouch the size of a lot. Pouch Swing (40)Swings the pouch…
Lace curtains twitch. Hers have never stopped twitching. Hildegard Spirelace takes the field as a Lace Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lace Curtain CoverHides behind lace. Sees everything. Spire Prick (30)Pricks the plaintiff with a lace spire. Dome Dunk (40)Dunks the plaintiff…
This is Hildegard Twinwheel. She tells both families the same story. With different endings. Hildegard Twinwheel takes the field as a Twin Wheel, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two WaysTells it both ways. Two Way (40)Tells both sides. Badly. Double Roll (30)Rams with both…