She flagged forty-one items on their lawn. Thirty-nine were leaves. Temperance Wirehollow takes the field as a Scene Technician, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid SweepSearches the lawn in perfectly straight lines. Chalk Outline (50)Marks where the hedge used to be. Evidence…
Every checkered footprint she’s cast points one direction. Thaddea Checkerspiral takes the field as an Impression Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Checkered ImpressionCasts the checkered mark before it fades. Iron Count (40)Pours plaster into the checkered print. Thorn Citation (30)Measures how…
He once measured a hedge clipping for nine hours. Thaddeus Calliperfield takes the field as a Trace Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Measured SuspicionCalipers everything before forming an opinion. Exacting Pour (40)Measures the spilled brandy exactly. Precise Scowl (30)Disapproves to three…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Thaddeus Creaseblade takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 101/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Chisel ReadingTrims the statute to favor the estate. Bramble Rewind (30)Pins the filing to one footnote….
The Krumplethorn compost heap is now Exhibit D. Hence the mask. Thaddeus Grillmarch takes the field as an Inquisitor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Filtered VerdictBreathes nothing in. Lets nothing out. Respirator Ruling (70)Rules the hedge clippings a hazard. Hourly Inquest…
He’s blindfolded, but he’s never missed a loophole yet. Thaddeus Ledgerglass takes the field as a Testimony Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Writ ReviewOpens the loophole like silk. Flint Audit (40)Seals the case while the ink is wet. Loophole Verdict…
He reads a thousand meters before breakfast. They’re all the same meter. Thaddeus Rowfield takes the field as a Meter Reader, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Field ReadReads every meter in a thousand rows. Row Rush (40)Rolls in a perfect line…
Two clerks flank him. They vote whichever way his hat tilts. Thaddeus Trebleworth takes the field as a Triple Bench, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three VotesHe counts for three and rules for all. Majority Rule (100)Outvotes you, himself, and…
His hat has forty stripes. He remembers every case that earned one. Thelonius Grandstripe takes the field as a Striped Boss, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Grand StripeEach stripe is a charge he has already won. Stripe Strike (100)Strikes with…
She can’t see the evidence. She hears every whisper over the fence. Theodora Bandmere takes the field as an Arbiter, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 036/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ribbed BlindfoldBands across the eyes. Ears wide open. Neck Ring Notice (30)Adds one ring per pending…
Their clock runs four minutes fast. Spitefully fast. Theodora Pendulumwick takes the field as a Chrono. Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Swing MeasureClocks the pendulum’s lie to the tick. Tick Objection (40)Objects before the second hand finishes. Escapement Snap (30)Freezes their…
He opened a second inquiry into the same paper boat. Theodoric Pondwrench takes the field as a Debris Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 103/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pond Trace AuditReads the pond scum like a shipping manifest. Gate Citation (40)Proves the toy boat drifted from…
Her gown holds every writ ever filed. It is very heavy. Theodosia Gowncastle takes the field as a Lady Justice, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gown of WritsEvery fold of the gown is a writ. Hoop Arm Arrest (70)Lassos the claimant…
She caught a forged deed by a single crooked serif. Theodosia Needlewhorl takes the field as a Document Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 071/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Needle Point ScrutinyFinds the one wrong stroke in the signature. Gravel Report (40)Pins the forged signature to the…
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Theodosia Parchmentcroft takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 061/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ledger FilingFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Gavel Deposition (30)Files the motion before they finish…
The last signature on the Examiner roster. Never once kind to Krumplethorn. Theophania Finalloupe takes the field as a Chief Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Closing Lens ReviewReviews every finding and signs the verdict. Vellum Oath (60)Closes the case, file…