He is bald as an egg. His hat makes up for it, loudly. Archibald Winghorn takes the field as a Wing Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Eagle BrowHis wings flare whenever he is contradicted. Brow Flare (50)Flares both wings at…
His whole city is one block. He zoned that too. Archimedes Blockcity takes the field as a Chief Zoner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Block CityZones an entire city as a single block. City Press (80)Presses a whole block over…
He plots every move on a checkered floor. They’ve been plotted since. Atticus Checkerboard takes the field as a Chief Plotter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Chessboard PlanPlots every move on a floor of squares. Knight Move (70)Moves around the lot…
The posters are up. Both families stapled theirs to the same hedge. Augusta Brimwhistle takes the field as a Sheriff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wanted NoticePosts their faces on the hedge itself. Collar Arrest (40)Grabs them by the mesh collar….
This is Augustin Bookbinder. His head is a library and he’s still only on volume two. Augustin Bookbinder takes the field as a Reader of the Law, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 042/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: By the BookHas read every law. Still reading. Chapter…
Her objections land before the words even finish. Augustin Chiselbrief takes the field as an Appeal Slasher, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 068/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Statute SlashSevers the appeal before it’s filed. Brief Deposition (50)Snaps the contract shut on their hand. Scythe Snap (40)Seals…
Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Augustin Honeblade takes the field as a Clause Cutter, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 003/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Scythe SeveranceFiles the objection first, every time. Hinge Breach (40)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Blade Cut (40)Wings the…
Her bicycle is the longest in the district. She’s late anyway. Augustin Longbike takes the field as a Chief Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Long Bike SurveySurveys the whole district in one slow ride. District Sweep (60)Sweeps a great fan…
His opening statement started in March. He is still opening. Augustin Ramsquill takes the field as an Advocate, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiral ArgumentEach point loops back to the first. Ramrod Rebuttal (60)Butts the opposing brief off the table. Coiled…
With three lenses, he’s never seen a Krumplethorn tell the truth. Augustin Triplenswick takes the field as an Optical Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Triplicate FocusThree lenses, one unanimous verdict. Refracted Evidence (50)Bends the light until truth shows. Glare Objection (40)Reflects…
The estate pays him precisely because he cuts so cleanly. Augustine Bramblelash takes the field as an Evidence Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Thorn ReportTrims the contract to their liability. Thorn Rewind (30)Trims the appeal down to nothing. Nettle…
He has said nothing in court for eleven years. He still wins. Augustus Bandcroft takes the field as a Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Banded SilenceBrass wraps the eyes. The mouth stays shut. Hoop Hold (40)Holds the defendant in a…
He zones everything under his hat. Most things are. Augustus Brimshade takes the field as a Zoning Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 072/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Canopy ZoneZones whatever sits under his big hat. Brim Drop (40)Drops the brim over their petition. Motor Dash…
Court started at nine. By her clock it’s still eight fifty-nine. Aurelia Hornclock takes the field as a Timer, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 075/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bent TimeHer clock runs whichever way she leans. Spiral Horn Call (50)Blows the horn to end the…
He’s filed more peck reports than the clerks can process. Aurelio Beaklash takes the field as a Field Spotter, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 072/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp Beak FocusSpots a violation from a hedge away. Spoke Impression (30)Files the complaint before anyone notices. Wire…
Both of his faces agree with each other. That is the trouble. Aurelio Twinbrim takes the field as a Twin Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 043/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Double HornTwo horns, two verdicts, one invoice. Horn Clash (40)Clashes two horns on a shaky…