His one wheel is a globe. He’s still surveying the hedge. Bartholomew Rimlock takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Globe WheelRolls a whole globe over the lot lines. Globe Crush (40)Rolls a globe over their toes….
Eleven wagons matched to eleven scenes. Same wobbly wheel. Bartholomew Spokewright takes the field as a Vehicle Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tread DeductionReads a tire track like a confession. Skid Measure (40)Clocks exactly how fast they fled. Wheel Alignment (30)Proves…
He finds a flaw on every page. He brings the flaws with him. Bartholomew Visorne takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shaded ReviewReads every page with the lights off. Red Lens Flag (40)Flags every Krumplethorn form…
Six legs, three wheels. Eight inspections an hour. Bartlett Insectwheel takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bug InspectionInspects with six legs and three wheels. Leg Scuttle (50)Scuttles over their paperwork. Cart Crash (40)Crashes the wheeled cart…
His skirt holds eight filing cabinets. Nobody has opened it. Bastian Funnelby takes the field as a Stamp Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cone Skirt CountFiles every petition under his cone skirt. Cone Drop (40)Drops the cone over the claim….
She claims the right of passage through every tunnel. Hers is the first. Beatrice Tunnelwick takes the field as an Easement Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tunnel RightsClaims right of passage through any tunnel. Bore Run (50)Rides straight through their…
This is Beatrix Archway. The gate is her. You don’t go through Beatrix. You make an appointment. Beatrix Archway takes the field as a Gate Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: GatekeeperOpens for no one without an appointment. Closed Today…
She surveys from inside a dome. The lot sees her coming. Beatrix Domeheart takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 032/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dome SurveySurveys the lot from inside a large dome. Dome Bash (40)Bumps them with a mesh dome….
He’s never met a loophole he couldn’t widen for the right client. Beatrix Hingebrook takes the field as a Testimony Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing DepositionFolds the brief past recognition. Clause Oath (40)Wings the verdict in before the gavel….
His whole career is built on finding what the fine print forgot. Beatrix Hingethorn takes the field as a Writ Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 042/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bolt BreachSnaps the subpoena shut unserved. Gavel Review (40)Edges the precedent just far enough. Talon…
She is not asleep. She is reviewing sealed records with her eyes closed. Beatrix Orbwhistle takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sealed EyesEyes closed. Records sealed. Lens Stare-Down (40)Stares down the claimant with one lens. Mesh…
Her hat contains every color. Her verdicts contain only one. Beatrix Prismwing takes the field as a Prism Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 046/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rainbow HatSplits every case into seven rulings. Prism Strike (70)Splits the claim into seven small losses. Wing…
Rebuilt the whole incident to scale, at their expense. Beatrix Sidecarwright takes the field as a Scene Rebuilder, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Full Scale RebuildRebuilds the whole scene, bike and all. Kickstand Proof (40)Proves the bike was parked, not borrowed. Mudguard…
His whole worldview is black, white, and Krumplethorn. Bellamy Checkerbristle takes the field as a Pattern Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 087/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Checker Bristle SweepNo pattern survives the bristled gaze. Brass Objection (40)Maps the footprints onto checkered tile. Bramble Flag (30)Pins the…
He’s read the sealed records. He just smiles at the fence. Benedict Glassbrow takes the field as a Grand Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Third Eye SealSees sealed records. Unseals none. Brow Gear Grind (70)Grinds their motion into brass dust….
This is Benedict Queuewell. His body is a queue. Everyone in it has been waiting since last spring. Benedict Queuewell takes the field as a Waiting Line Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Take a NumberThe line never ends. That’s the…