He notarizes at a medium pace. Nobody has ever seen him stop. Wilfred Cyclewhistle takes the field as a Notary, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 098/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bicycle NotaryNotarizes while riding at a medium pace. Steeple Stamp (40)Stamps a spire through the signature….
Her rates rise under a cap the size of a lawn. Nobody finds the stem. Wilhelmina Capsley takes the field as a Rate Setter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mushroom RatesRaises rates in the dark, quietly and often. Cap Fall (50)Drops…
She dates a dead leaf to the hour. Deeply unsettling to them. Wilhelmina Dualscope takes the field as an Entomologist, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beetle CountAges the hedge clipping by its insects. Larval Timeline (30)Pins the crime to the exact week….
She has their fingerprints memorized. All of them, twice. Wilhelmina Eyelashwick takes the field as a Latent Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Single Eye FocusOne watchful eye never blinks. Fern Citation (40)Counts every whorl before it’s wiped clean. Hollow Match…
Her horn curls in two directions. So does her mercy. Wilhelmina Hornswoggle takes the field as a Horn Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 103/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Curled HornCurls the horn around every argument. Horn Curl (60)Curls a horn around the plaintiff’s feet. Cracking…
She shreds first, files the apology later. If at all. Wilhelmina Notchlash takes the field as an Appeal Slasher, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Docket ReportEdits testimony with a blade, not ink. Gavel Objection (50)Blades through the paperwork, silent. Shard Cut…
This is Wilhelmina Pipeworth. She serves papers on a chopper and calls court to order on a pipe organ. Wilhelmina Pipeworth takes the field as a Choir Bailiff, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Order OrderPlays the organ until the room is…
The original deed is in her hat. She denies having a hat. Wilhelmina Stackhouse takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 019/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stacked FilesEvery file sits under every other file. Coil Archive (40)Loses their deed in the bottom…
Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Wilhelmine Scythemark takes the field as a Precedent Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Blade TraceFiles the objection first, every time. Seal Reading (40)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Nettle Breach (30)Wings the…
The hedge owes back taxes. The hedge cannot pay. She’ll wait. Winifred Clockhat takes the field as a Tax Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hourly LevyTaxes the hedge every hour on the hour. Brim Clock Bill (60)Bills them from the…
She stamps once. She never needs to stamp again. Winifred Featherstone takes the field as a Form Stamper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 026/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Red Feather StampStamps with a red feather, once and only once. Quill Poke (30)Pokes them with a red…
This is Winifred Gablewood. She carries a palace on her back and appraised it at four shillings. Winifred Gablewood takes the field as an Estate Assessor, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ValuationKnows what your house is worth. Less. Appraise (30)Appraises the…
She’s unspooled more Krumplethorn lies than yarn. Winifred Hornspool takes the field as a Trace Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 051/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spindle FocusReads the evidence spool thread by thread. Fern Trace (40)Enters the whole spool into record. Brass Flag (30)Cuts the alibi…
Her wig has been powdered since the old docket and never once washed. Winifred Powderkeg takes the field as a Powder Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 019/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grey WigsHer wig absorbs every objection. Powder Puff (50)Blinds the court with a cloud…
She reads contracts the way most people read headlines. Fast, and to win. Winnifred Creasethorn takes the field as a Deposition Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 066/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Reed DeductionReads the loophole before the judge can. Clause Audit (40)Severs the clause holding…
Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Winnifred Splinterfield takes the field as a Clause Cutter, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chisel DepositionFiles the objection first, every time. Writ Severance (40)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Parchment Deposition (40)Wings the…