Two small judges stand behind him, ready to switch hats. Amadeus Twinhat takes the field as a Lining Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 055/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Orange LiningHis hats are lined with warning colors. Hat Switch (70)Switches hats and switches verdicts. Warning Flash…
This is Ambrose Chapelle. Every oath on the estate is sworn inside him. He keeps the good ones. Ambrose Chapelle takes the field as a Chaplain of Oaths, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 031/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sworn InNobody lies with the chapel listening. Hand…
The clock on his head runs exactly as late as the Schittsnauds need it to. Ambrose Clockwrit takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Per-Second BillingCharges the Krumplethorns by the minute. Time Barred (60)Claim expired one second…
He sits on a slim cane and rules on a slimmer one. Ambrose Combover takes the field as a Cane Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow AppealTakes a year to hear a minute. Cane Crack (40)Cracks the cane across the…
His whole career is built on finding what the fine print forgot. Ambrose Honewell takes the field as a Subpoena Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 012/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan SeveranceSnaps the subpoena shut unserved. Seal Snap (50)Edges the precedent just far enough. Docket…
He reads every deed with his eyes shut. The deeds don’t mind. Ambrose Pinnaclewick takes the field as a Deed Reader, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 003/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long Nose ReadReads fine print from three counties away. Spike Cite (40)Pokes a citation through…
She has a ruff, a brim, and a very sharp opinion of you. Anastasia Veilswoop takes the field as a Swoop Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Veil SwoopShe swoops in just before the verdict. Veil Sweep (50)Swoops the brim across…
Her transcript is accurate. It’s just not of this hearing. Annabel Freckwire takes the field as a Recorder, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 031/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Every Word DownTypes every word. Edits the good ones out. Cheek Gear Crank (30)Cranks the transcript in her…
Forty idling citations against their delivery bike. Unpaid. Anselm Kickstandwick takes the field as a Motor Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Idle ReadingClocks how long the engine idled at the gate. Choke Testimony (50)The stalled engine admits loitering. Exhaust Trail (40)Follows…
He swore never to tilt his hat. His neck has not forgiven him. Anselm Stripebrow takes the field as a Stripe Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 065/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vertical HatHat stripes always point at the loser. Stripe Poke (40)Pokes at the claim…
Another spool, another Krumplethorn story that doesn’t hold. Arabella Spindleloupe takes the field as a Trace Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spindle Lens FocusReads the evidence spool thread by thread. Copper Citation (40)Enters the whole spool into record. Ribbon Objection (30)Cuts…
He’s folded more Krumplethorn paperwork into origami than filings. Araminta Shardwright takes the field as a Motion Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 097/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bolt TraceTurns their precedent back on them. Latch Severance (30)Reads the fine print back, word for word. Gavel…
She spotted their forged property line in under a minute. Araminta Spindleglass takes the field as a Document Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Forgery SquintOne look and the signature confesses. Ink Bleed (40)Dates the forged deed by the ink. Watermark Reveal…
He runs four hearings at once. The hedge has lost all four. Archibald Cymbalton takes the field as a Grand Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hanging CourtsRuns four hearings from one stand. Cymbal Crash (70)Crashes the brass discs together. Birdcage…
His face is the oldest document in the building. It has never been amended. Archibald Greybrow takes the field as an Archive Chief, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 060/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Ancient ArchiveHas filed every complaint since the first one. Brow Crush (80)Furrows…
This is Archibald Quillgrave. The little man with the rod works for him. He measures. Archibald disapproves. Archibald Quillgrave takes the field as a Head of the Archway, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: LoomingFills the whole arch. Nobody gets past. Survey…