She escorts the Krumplethorns out. She escorts them out quickly. Aurora Swoopley takes the field as an Usher, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 102/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Backswept HoldHair, wire and patience, all swept back. Shoulder Shove (40)Shoulders them toward the exit. Wind Swept Writ…
He’s subpoenaed a moth. It had quite a lot to say. Balthazar Mothlens takes the field as an Entomology Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moth Dust TimelineAges the scene by the moths on it. Quartz Count (30)Submits a moth’s testimony as…
His face is half checks and half stamps. He approves the left side. Barclay Facecheck takes the field as a Permit Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 015/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Checker VerifyApproves only faces that match the form. Front Charge (50)Rides headlong into their…
He sees every hedge in the borough. He only fines the Krumplethorns. Barnabas Grimlens takes the field as a High Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Compound VisionWatches every hedge on the street at once. Bug-Eyed Glare (70)Stares until they withdraw…
He’s the only one who can read a propeller like testimony. Barnabus Propwrench takes the field as a Mech. Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 064/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Propeller ReadReads guilt off a bent propeller blade. Ribbon Scan (40)Submits the bent blade into record. Chalk…
The hedge line moved twice during his lunch. He filed both moves. Barnaby Gridwhistle takes the field as a Chief Plotter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Pipe Smoke ScreenPuffs a haze over every unfiled form. Boundary Bluff (60)Redraws the boundary mid-sentence….
Three clocks on his head, set five minutes fast. Barnaby Hourglasswick takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 004/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Triple Dial ReadingThree clocks never lie, except when they do. Synchronized Strike (50)All three faces strike on the defendant….
His brim is so low he has never seen the jury. Barnaby Lowbrim takes the field as a Brim Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 077/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Low BrimPulls the brim down and misses the point. Brim Bash (40)Bashes the plaintiff with a…
He has never lost a case. He has also never removed the goggles. Barnaby Pipewrit takes the field as a Notary, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sworn SmokeTestimony delivered entirely in pipe smoke. Mustache Motion (40)Files a motion through the whiskers….
He sits behind a bronze shield so no objection can reach his chest. Barnaby Shieldwick takes the field as a Shield Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Round TableEvery ruling gets rounded in his favor. Medal Slam (60)Slams a bronze seal…
The estate pays him precisely because he cuts so cleanly. Barnaby Splintercroft takes the field as a Filing Clerk, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brief ReadingTrims the contract to their liability. Thorn Reading (40)Trims the appeal down to nothing. Vellum Filing…
His ears are enormous. His patience is not. Barnard Earwhisper takes the field as an Ear Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 021/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big ListenHears every lie from across the room. Lobe Smack (40)Smacks you with an oversized ear. Wig Spike (30)Spikes…
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Barrington Briefhollow takes the field as a Legal Shredder, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Seal MotionFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Clause Trace (50)Files the motion before they finish…
He keeps one eye closed. Nobody knows which one is the honest one. Barrington Orangelens takes the field as a Hat Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 025/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Black BrimPulls the hat down over the evidence. Brim Slap (40)Slaps the evidence with…
His blade-sharp logic has shredded three Krumplethorn leases. Barrington Rapiergate takes the field as a Docket Jammer, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Crease ObjectionCuts the injunction off mid-sentence. Docket Severance (30)Cuts the deadline down to the hour. Gavel Sweep (30)Edges the…
His horns are polished weekly. His mercy never is. Bartholomew Hornbeard takes the field as a Horn Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Goat HornsHis horns rule on whoever sits closest. Horn Toss (50)Tosses the plaintiff over the bench. Beard Drag…