He inspects every spiral twice. The second one is always off. Benedict Whorlcycle takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whorl InspectInspects every spiral twice, clockwise. Spiral Wheel (40)Rolls a copper whorl over their feet. Lens Clip…
His belly is a barrel of tax forms. It rolls well on a bicycle. Bernard Barrelbelly takes the field as a Tax Assessor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barrel CountCounts every barrel, then taxes the empties. Belly Crush (40)Bumps with a…
Her nose is long and her hair is longer. Bertha Snoutmere takes the field as a Nose Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 092/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Nasal VerdictHer nose sniffs every lie in the building. Proboscis Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff with a very long…
This is Bertram Longhall. The little man walking into the hall has been heading to court since Tuesday. Bertram Longhall takes the field as a Courtroom Usher, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: All RiseEveryone stands when he enters. Usher In (20)Sends…
He reviews the Krumplethorn hedge in a full respirator. He says it’s policy. Bertram Ventshaw takes the field as a Hazmat Judge, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 074/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Sealed RespiratorBreathes only filtered evidence. Canister Crush (70)Crushes the claim between two canisters. Forehead…
He is mostly ruff. The judge is somewhere inside. Bertrand Pillbrim takes the field as a Pillbox Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round RuffHis ruff swallows every question. Pillbox Pop (30)Pops the lid on the weakest filing. Gavel Hug (40)Hugs…
He grants easements one slow bead at a time. He is never early. Bertrand Shellcrook takes the field as an Easement Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Snail EasementGrants an easement across any shell. Shell Crawl (40)Creeps over their foot very…
This is Bettina Stalkwell. She walks the grid every morning with a clipboard nobody has seen her use. Bettina Stalkwell takes the field as a Code Compliance, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: ComplianceWalks the grid. Checks every box. Checklist (30)Ticks a…
He crouches every easement into the ground. It stays there. Bram Stoopwell takes the field as an Easement Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 102/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hunch EasementGrants nothing while crouched. Needle Heel (40)Digs a spiked heel into their claim. Gear Wall (30)Hides…
This is Byron Datasworth. The sparks flying off his head are filings. Hundreds a second. All lost. Byron Datasworth takes the field as a Records Relay, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: UploadSends every file somewhere. Nobody knows where. Data Stream (40)Fires…
At quadruple magnification, even a Krumplethorn alibi looks flimsy. Cadwallader Spherewick takes the field as a Microscopy Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Quad Sphere FocusFour lenses, one unanimous verdict. Wire Match (50)Blows the detail up for the court. Trace Impression (40)Slices…
She reads a meter in two strides. The gate hasn’t opened yet. Calliope Dashwood takes the field as a Meter Reader, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 039/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quick ReadReads a meter between one step and the next. Sprint Cite (40)Cites them as…
Her hat is wider than the doorway. She turns sideways to rule. Calliope Wingbrook takes the field as a Horn Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 042/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Winged HatThe wings catch every loose objection. Horn Swipe (40)Swipes the case aside with a…
Every pattern leads back to the same checkered gate. Calpurnia Checkerbrow takes the field as a Lead Pattern Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 045/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Grandmaster TraceReads the whole board of evidence at once. Checkmate Filing (50)Files the closing argument, no further moves….
He keeps both watches five minutes apart. On purpose. Caspian Dialwhorl takes the field as a Timepiece Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dual Dial CheckTwo clocks, zero excuses. Minute Hand Pin (40)Pins the exact minute of trespass. Face Value (30)Takes their…
Nobody has seen his face in court. His rulings have never once been late. Caspian Veilmoor takes the field as a Chief Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 003/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Faceless BenchNo one can read his face. Or appeal it. Blank Verdict…