This is Clarence Coachworth. His body is a carriage full of sleeping clerks. He’s been arriving for years. Clarence Coachworth takes the field as a Transit Authority, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 084/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Next StopAlways arriving. Never arrives. Delayed (30)Announces your case…
This is Clement Lockridge. He lost his own key in 1904 and has been locked ever since. Clement Lockridge takes the field as a Holder of the Key, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Locked InThe keyhole is real. The key is…
He’s never met a loophole he couldn’t widen for the right client. Clementina Glassstone takes the field as a Docket Jammer, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 025/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Scythe ReportFolds the brief past recognition. Bramble Rebuttal (30)Wings the verdict in before the gavel….
Spots a trampled petunia two gardens over. Unfondly. Clementine Beaklens takes the field as a Field Spotter, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 041/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp Beak FocusSpots the smallest violation from a hedge away. Peck Report (30)Files the complaint before anyone notices. Talon Flag…
She fanned the feud to keep it cool. It caught fire anyway. Clementine Fanworth takes the field as a Mediator, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan HearingFans cool both parties. Neither calms down. Wing Fan Waft (50)Waves the complaint off the…
She surveys the hedge by blowing through a pole. It has never been level. Clementine Plumbworth takes the field as a Surveyor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 022/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pole LeadReads the grade through a long brass pole. Pole Jab (40)Jabs a survey…
Her cap spins once for guilty and once for lunch. Clementine Swirlcap takes the field as a Swirl Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 085/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral CapHer cap swirls until the room agrees. Swirl Slam (40)Slams a swirling cap on the claim….
He inspects every lot from below. Nobody has been able to see him. Clifton Crouchwell takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Low InspectInspects every lot from the ground up. Scythe Kick (50)Kicks them with a sickle-shaped…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Columbine Ledgerwell takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 041/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hinge RebuttalTrims the statute to favor the estate. Docket Citation (30)Pins the filing to one footnote….
She folds the borders into her pocket. Nobody has seen them since. Cordelia Pendantfold takes the field as a Mapmaker, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 048/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Folded MapFolds any border into her pocket. Fold Press (40)Presses the map flat over their claim….
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Cordelia Slicestone takes the field as a Loophole Agent, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Flint SeveranceFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Hinge Sweep (30)Files the motion before they finish…
Juror twelve has questions. Juror twelve has had questions for six years. Cordelia Swirlpenny takes the field as a Juror, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: UndecidedCan’t decide. Bills both sides for it. Ribbon Recusal (30)Wraps herself right out of the case….
She can identify tweed from forty paces. They wear a lot of tweed. Cordelia Tracewick takes the field as a Fiber Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 003/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Thread PullFinds the loose thread that unravels the case. Lint Deposition (30)Submits a single fiber…
This is Cordwin Harpley. His body is a harp of typewriter keys. The record says whatever it plays. Cordwin Harpley takes the field as a Court Stenographer, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: For the RecordHears every word. Writes down half. Read…
His head holds forty years of records. He has not lost one. He remembers yours. Cornelius Boxmere takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 009/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Cube ArchiveFiles every argument inside his square head. Cube Drop (80)Drops a…
His survey moved the property line. It moved again when he was paid. Cornelius Gridsby takes the field as an Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Plotted LinesSurveys every boundary in wireframe. Survey Stake (40)Moves the property line three inches. Ring…