He keeps a drawer of confiscated pruning shears. Cornelius Ratchetbrow takes the field as a Toolmark Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Groove MatchMatches the shears to the cut in one glance. Serrated Verdict (50)The blade pattern names the culprit. Burr Analysis…
The ruff is sharp enough to open mail. He opens mail with it. Cornelius Spikeruff takes the field as a Ruff Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 027/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spiked RuffThe ruff cuts any claim that gets close. Ruff Jab (50)Jabs the claim…
Its final clause has no end. Lawyers are still reading it. Corvina Spiralbeak takes the field as a Scrivener, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Quill PointWrites every clause with its own beak. Nautilus Clause (60)The fine print spirals inward forever. Beak…
This is Corwin Slabwell. He’s mastered the art of stonewalling. He also happens to be a stone wall. Corwin Slabwell takes the field as a Monolith Guard, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: StonewallAnswers every question with a wall. No Comment (40)Says…
His hat is a basket and a weave and a threat. Cosimo Wickerby takes the field as a Weave Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 072/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Woven HatWeaves your argument into a very tight knot. Weave Whip (40)Whips the claim with a…
This is Cressida Hookline. She’s shaped like a question mark because that’s all she’s ever said. Cressida Hookline takes the field as a Cross-Examiner, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Leading QuestionEvery answer becomes a question mark. Objection (40)Glows at you until…
She’s flagged every blade of grass on their side twice. Cressida Loupewhorl takes the field as a Field Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 101/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loupe Grid SweepSearches the lawn in perfectly straight lines. Beacon Testimony (40)Marks where the hedge used to be….
Her pole carries a ball. The ball carries a forty-page plan. Cressida Orbstick takes the field as a Plotter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 052/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orb PolePlots from a pole topped with a brass ball. Ball Swing (40)Swings the orb on its…
Clocked their checkered getaway bike at a brisk, guilty pace. Crispin Checkerthrottle takes the field as a Pursuit Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Checkered Throttle ReadClocks the checkered getaway exactly. Gate Flag (50)Logs the motorbike’s exact departure. Pewter Flag (40)Matches exhaust…
Two faces, two verdicts. They never agree. They both file. Cuthbert Doubleface takes the field as a Chief Examiner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Opposed ReviewOne face approves what the other denies. Both Sides (70)Hits them with two opposing decisions. Ring…
One half of his face is stern. The other half is also stern. Cuthbert Halvesley takes the field as a Split Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two MindsRules twice and keeps the better ruling. Dark Side (40)Rules from the half…
He’s cast more flowerbed dents than he’d like to admit. Cuthbert Roundlens takes the field as an Impression Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Round Lens CastCasts every dent the hedge trimmer left. Pulley Oath (40)Molds the dent left in the flowerbed….
His hat is a wire cage. The pigeons seem very happy. Cyrus Domecage takes the field as a Cage Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 095/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cage DomeCages the evidence under a wire dome. Cage Close (40)Cages the claim under a heavy…
This is Cyrus Pointsworth. He’s balanced on one point for forty years. It’s the only point he’s made. Cyrus Pointsworth takes the field as a Point of Order, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Point of OrderBalances the entire case on one…
She voted for the Schittsnauds. Nobody can prove it. Daphne Shadowband takes the field as a Juror, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hidden VerdictNobody can see her eyes. Or her vote. Silver Binding (30)Wraps the case in silver wire. Goggle Gaze…
She stands between both families. Mostly on one foot. Delacroix Fanspindle takes the field as an Envoy, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 093/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twin FansOne fan per family. Both blow cold. Fan Gust Filing (50)Blows the filing across the street. Spindle Stand…