This is Pantaleon Shellby. His mother was a Schittsnaud. His father won’t say. Pantaleon Shellby takes the field as a Twin, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 034/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two ToneHalf one family. Half the other. Leg Shuffle (40)Shuffles toward whichever side is winning. Shell…
This is Pantalone Checkwick. He performs at every Krumplethorn funeral. Uninvited. Pantalone Checkwick takes the field as a Harlequin, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 027/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Patchwork ActEvery square a different trick. Diamond Dash (40)Dashes off in a blur of diamonds. Slapstick (30)Slaps a Krumplethorn with…
This is Papilio Butterbright. His wings shelter the Schittsnauds from rain. The Krumplethorns get wet. Papilio Butterbright takes the field as a Lepidopterist, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 054/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wing ShelterSpreads the wings over a cousin. Safe. Wing Cover (40)Covers a cousin with butterfly wings….
This is Papillia Wingflap. She whispered once at the hedge. The Krumplethorns are still fighting. Papillia Wingflap takes the field as a Wing Flap, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Butterfly EffectOne whisper. A big storm later. Flap Start (50)A small flap. A big row….
This is Papillia Wingstone. She does the flowers for every family wedding. The Krumplethorns get weeds. Papillia Wingstone takes the field as a Florist, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 067/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Butterfly BloomEverything she touches blooms. Mostly. Bouquet Toss (40)Throws the bouquet at the…
This is Papillon Grandmask. She leads the Krumplethorn raids. Her mask is on every Schittsnaud wanted poster. Papillon Grandmask takes the field as a Rebel, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 007/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Great MaskHer face is a mask. The mask is a banner. Rally…
An arch of fluttering pages between two green walls. Paralegal Flutterarch is a Paper Arch, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 094/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Flurry of FilingsFlurries a hundred filings at the plaintiff. Add Paralegal Flutterarch to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
This is Parasolina Starshade. It’s a parasol that rides a bicycle. Nobody’s ever seen anyone carry it. Parasolina Starshade takes the field as a Shade Maker, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 043/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Living ParasolA parasol with a bicycle. No rider needed. Shade Cover (70)Shades…
This is Pascal Windstripe. He turns the wind whenever the Krumplethorns barbecue. It’s always smoky for them. Pascal Windstripe takes the field as a Weathervane Man, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 101/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wind TurnerTurns the wind. Usually toward them. Wind Shift (40)Shifts the wind over…
This is Pascaline Stiltnose. She pokes her nose into Krumplethorn mail. She reads it to the in-laws. Pascaline Stiltnose takes the field as a Nose Poker, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 040/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sunday NosyPokes the nose into everything. Nose Thrust (40)Thrusts the long nose forward….
This is Pavane Featherfret. She is all feathers and no sense of shame. Neither matters. Pavane Featherfret joins the fight as a Feather Heron, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 059/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Plume FanFans the plumes. Confetti follows. Feather Flick (90)Flicks a feather at your eye. Neck Stretch…
This is Pavonia Peacrown. Every time she opens her crown, the Schittsnauds feel more important. Pavonia Peacrown takes the field as a Peacock Countess, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 066/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Peacock DisplayOpens the crown. The family preens. Crown Display (60)Displays the crown. The family stands…
This is Pawnella Checkstep. She’s playing the Krumplethorns at chess. The game started in 1987. Pawnella Checkstep takes the field as a Grandmaster, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 076/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: EndgameAlways three moves from winning. Never four. Pawn Push (40)Pushes a pawn across the boundary. Queen…
This is Peacoat Teaspoon. She wears a coat. It was a lizard. She will not say. Peacoat Teaspoon joins the fight as a Coat Lizard, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 133/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coat HideA thick coat of scales and fur. Coat Flap (50)Flaps the coat across your face….
This is Peacock Spokesmith. He opens his fan at every meeting. The meetings run longer. Peacock Spokesmith joins the fight as a Peacock Mask, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 063/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Eye FanOpens the fan. Everyone loses the thread. Feather Spin (90)Spins a fan of feathers at…
This is Pebble Helmford. He is round. He is shiny. He is very cross. Pebble Helmford joins the fight as a Pebble Imp, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 121/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Helm HideHides in his helm. Comes out sometimes. Helm Bump (50)Bumps with a very round helm. Teeth Clack…