This is Pepito Balldash. His ball lands in their garden daily. He’s on first-name terms with the butler. Pepito Balldash takes the field as a Kicker, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 105/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ball KickKicks the ball over the hedge. Fetches it. Fetch (30)Fetches the…
It strikes thirteen whenever a Krumplethorn arrives. Peppercorn Tallcase is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 042/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: High Society HourStrikes the high society hour. Charges entry. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Peppercorn Tallcase and find where…
This is Percival Boxwick. He guards the Schittsnaud cabinet. It holds the original hedge deed. Percival Boxwick takes the field as a Cabinet Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Locked FrameStands in a frame nobody can enter. Hinge Snap (50)Snaps the brass frame…
This is Percival Bubbleback. His bubble floats over the hedge. It comes back full of gossip. Percival Bubbleback takes the field as a Bubble Spy, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bubble BugHis bubble picks up every word. Bubble Pop (40)Pops the bubble. Words spill….
His hat is a satellite dish. Every rumor is received first by him. Percival Dishington takes the field as a Dish Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 016/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Satellite HatHer hat receives rumors from three counties. Antenna Twirl (40)Spins the hat dish toward the…
He shades the Krumplethorns in heavy charcoal on every plan. Percival Hatchmark takes the field as a Hatch Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cross Hatch SpiteCross hatches grievances until they are black. Hatch Slash (50)Slashes the plaintiff with fine lines. Shade Smother…
Everyone runs on his time. The Krumplethorns run late. Percival Hourgate takes the field as a Clock Tower Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Time ServedThe clock behind his head is always right. Hour Hand Hit (70)Clubs the hedge with a clock hand. Late…
He’s clocked every Krumplethorn in and out all year. Unpaid. Percival Lenscroft takes the field as a Surveillance Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 012/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Twin Dial WatchClocks everyone who passes the hedge twice. Logged Passage (30)Notes the exact minute of trespass. Quiet…
His monocle is the size of a plate. Your mistakes are the size of a barn. Percival Lensgrave takes the field as a Monocle Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Magnified FaultEvery flaw looks ten times larger. Burning Lens (60)Burns a…
He circled the hedge eleven times. His report said: ‘Still a hedge.’ Percival Loopwhite takes the field as a Proctor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 035/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbital ReviewCircles each document until it gives up. Lens Loop (30)Loops the goggles around their excuses….
This is Percival Plumbline. He has no wheels. He says it keeps him honest. It keeps him slow. Percival Plumbline takes the field as a Level Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 026/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spirit LevelMeasures the hedge. Disputes the result. Plumb Drop…
The sidecar is empty. He says it is for emergencies. It is not. Percival Sidecarwell takes the field as a Sidecar Scout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 034/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sidecar SecretsCarries secrets in a sidecar. Spills none. Sidecar Swerve (40)Swerves a sidecar into the plaintiff. Gravel…
His glass house has a view. It also has a lot of lawyers. Percival Skyhall takes the field as a Skyline Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Glass RoofGets everything in his own glass house. Glass Roof Slam (70)Slams a glass roof on…
He seals with a spoon. A spoon is traditional and nobody has argued. Percival Spoonbright takes the field as a Chief Notary, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 042/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Ladle SealSeals a document with a single spoonful. Ladle Swing (60)Swings a wide ladle…
His flag is huge. So is the pole. So is the grievance. Percival Standardbearer takes the field as a Standard Bearer, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 007/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Colours FlyingFlies the colours. Krumplethorns lower theirs. Standard Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy banner. Pole…
He’s served the Schittsnauds for forty years. Not once has the tea been late. Percival Teaspout takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 001/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steady PourNever spills a drop, even over cobbles. Scald Spray (40)Pours scalding tea across their hedge….