This is Pedestal Gildwing. He has been on that plinth since the 1990s. Nobody can move him. Pedestal Gildwing joins the fight as a Statue Moth, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 088/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Statue PoseStands still. Gets a lot of applause. Wing Fan Display (90)Displays a wing…
This is Peeper Dialtone. He is mostly camera. He is always on the record. Peeper Dialtone joins the fight as a Camera Imp, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 066/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lens CapHides behind a lens. Always watching. Lens Snap (50)Snaps a photograph and your sleeve. Fur Clamp (60)Clamps…
A cup – an orb and a sulk – in perfect balance. Pelham Globecup is an Orb Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 018/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbital GrudgeOrbits the grudge. Never lands. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Pelham Globecup…
This is Pell & Pell. The top Pell handles the Schittsnauds. The bottom Pell handles the Krumplethorns. Pell & Pell takes the field as a Senior Partners, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Second OpinionAlways two lawyers. Never one answer. Disagree (30)Contradict…
This is Pemberton Paneglass. His gallery has twelve windows. Every one faces the Krumplethorns. Pemberton Paneglass takes the field as a Gallerist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Window DisplayEvery window holds a painting. Of himself. Hang Show (40)Hangs a show on their…
He holds the world up. The Krumplethorns hold the boundary down. Pembridge Atlas is an Orb Trophy, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 001/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Weight of the EstateCarries the whole estate. Mentions it often. Add Pembridge Atlas to your Hedge Wars collection and see how…
This is Pendle Floateye. The red eye floats over the Krumplethorn garden. Nobody knows whose it is. Pendle Floateye takes the field as a Levitator, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 051/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Floating EyeAn eye hovers over him. It isn’t his. Hover Look (60)Floats the red…
This is Pendula Watchfob. She sets every Krumplethorn clock ten minutes slow. They miss every hedge meeting. Pendula Watchfob takes the field as a Clockmaker, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 005/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Fob WatchSwings the watch. Everyone’s late. Swing Watch (50)Swings the fob until they’re dizzy….
This is Penelope Bugleworth. She announces every delivery. Krumplethorn deliveries get announced wrong. Penelope Bugleworth takes the field as a Herald, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 072/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: LoudhailerAnnounces every repair to both houses. Bugle Call (40)Sounds the horn along the hedge line….
She never gets up. Everything comes to her on a tray. Penelope Deskhall takes the field as a Chair Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 013/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Executive ChairSits in judgment, then sits some more. Swivel Slam (40)Spins the chair into the plaintiff’s ledger. Gilded…
She guards her dome with great pride and suspicious accuracy. Penelope Domevault takes the field as a Dome Vault Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vaulted OpinionHer opinions are vaulted. Vault Dome Roll (30)Rolls a glass dome over the plaintiff. Vault Shut (40)Shuts a…
Her barracks are glass. She sees through every excuse in the building. Penelope Glassbarracks takes the field as a Barracks Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Barracks BragBrags about the barracks. They are glass. Barracks Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff beneath a glass wing….
Her speaker is a cabinet. It plays only complaints. Penelope Speakerwell takes the field as a Speaker Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loud PlanShe shouts the plan through a wooden speaker. Speaker Crash (40)Crashes a wooden speaker into the hedge. Fan Rib Slap…
His topper has a cane. His cane has a plan. His plan has a hedge. Penelope Toppiece takes the field as a Topper Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Topper TerrorTerrorises hedge and hatter alike. Topper Toss (50)Tosses a brass topper at the…
Written in haste and opened at a most inconvenient moment. Pennyfeather Missive is a Letter, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 016/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Return to SenderReturns to sender. The sender is mortified. Add Pennyfeather Missive to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Social Scandals…
This is Peony Shellhood. Nobody’s seen her face. Their border is always covered in mulch. Peony Shellhood takes the field as a Mulcher, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell BonnetHides under the shell. Mulches quietly. Mulch (30)Mulches the Krumplethorn border. Leaf Ride (40)Rides through…