He has too many legs and too much money. He has never walked. Peregrine Spidergate takes the field as a Leg Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eight LimbsWalks on legs that cost more than the plaintiff. Leg Sweep (40)Sweeps the plaintiff’s feet…
This is Perlina Shellshine. She sold the Krumplethorns a string of pearls. They’re painted peas. Perlina Shellshine takes the field as a Pearl Seller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 033/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fake PearlsSells fake pearls. Wears real ones. Pearl Toss (30)Tosses fake pearls at the Krumplethorns….
She drew their hedge into the wrong zone. It stayed there. Perpetua Archcrest takes the field as an Arch Drafter, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Frame of ReferenceEverything she sketches already bears her name. Disc Drive (40)Rolls a brass disc across the flowerbeds. Keystone…
Her ear catches everything. Her face catches nothing. Perfect informant. Perpetua Earsworth takes the field as a Lead Listener, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Big EarOne ear the size of a dinner plate. Earhorn Intake (70)Swallows a whole conversation at once. Ripple Rumor (60)Spreads…
Matched torn awning to their picnic blanket, thread for thread. Perpetua Sailglass takes the field as a Material Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 037/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Weave AnalysisReads the checkered fabric like a ledger. Thread Count (40)Counts every thread of the canvas. Dye Lot…
She arrives mid-hearing. She leaves just as everyone has understood. Perpetua Swoopcrest takes the field as a Swoop Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 048/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wide SwoopSwoops in just before the last objection. Swoop Strike (40)Swoops across the bench and takes the…
Three wheels, a thousand errands, and not one has come back late. Perpetua Trikewhistle takes the field as a Page, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Trike ErrandRuns a hundred errands on three small wheels. Bell Barrage (50)Rings a bell until their ears give out….
His whole career is built on finding what the fine print forgot. Perpetual Creasemark takes the field as a Writ Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 102/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Scythe VerdictSnaps the subpoena shut unserved. Edge Snap (40)Edges the precedent just far enough….
His office has no walls, which complicated the boundary dispute. Perrin Cubewhistle takes the field as a Cube Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass House RuleLives in glass. Throws nothing. Pane Slam (40)Drops a window pane on the plaintiff. Lobby Sweep (30)Sweeps the…
She looks asleep. She has never been asleep. Persephone Drooplid takes the field as a Snoop, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Half-Asleep ActLooks half asleep. Fully listening. Red Ball Drop (50)Drops a red ball as a signal. Long Nose Prod (60)Prods the conversation with…
Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Persephone Fanlash takes the field as a Courtroom Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 033/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spindle FilingFiles the objection first, every time. Bolt Deposition (30)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Vellum Deposition (30)Wings the…
Her rates fall by the grain. They always fall upward. Persephone Glasswane takes the field as a Rate Setter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 079/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hourglass RateRates rise by the grain each hour. Sand Drop (40)Drops a rate onto their feet like…
Her war has a grid. Her grid has a hedge. Her hedge has no idea. Persephone Gridsquare takes the field as a Grid Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid WarfareWages war on the grid. Wins. Gridiron Smash (40)Slams the plaintiff into a…
She keeps a tealight burning at the end of every hall. Most are by the exit. Persephone Tealight takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 074/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tealight GlowHer lantern lights a twelve-foot path. Lantern Bash (40)Bashes the lantern into their…
This is Persimmon Fanmask. She shields every Schittsnaud with a paper fan. It’s tougher than it looks. Persimmon Fanmask takes the field as a Masked Gardener, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pleated FansFolds the fans. Unfolds a shield. Fan Shield (40)Unfolds a fan shield…
This is Persimmon Towercrest. Her hat is a tower block. Rent is charged to the Krumplethorns. Persimmon Towercrest takes the field as a Tower Decoy, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Tower HatHides a whole tower under her hat. Tower Topple (50)Tips the hat tower…