Her face is split in two. Both halves claim the deed. Philippa Doublebeam takes the field as a Beam Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Both SidesShe stands on both sides of every argument. Beam Bonk (30)Bonks the plaintiff with a flange beam. Eye…
Her gate is a fortress. Her hedge is a flower bed compared with it. Philippa Gatehall takes the field as a Gate Hall Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 108/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gate RateCharges a fee to pass. The fee is ruin. Gate Crush (30)Crushes the plaintiff…
The Krumplethorns signed. Nobody reads the margin. That’s the point. Philippa Gearloft takes the field as a Scrivener, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smaller PrintEach clause is smaller than the last. Gear Gazette (30)Publishes notice where nobody reads. Mesh Margin (40)Writes…
Her garrison is made of glass. It has been well worth the stone throwing. Philippa Glassgarrison takes the field as a Garrison Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garrison GloatGloats from within the glass garrison. Garrison Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff against the garrison…
Her hat has a castle and the castle has a hat. Philippa Keepcrest takes the field as a Planner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Castle CapWears a whole castle on her head. Tower Toss (50)Tosses a miniature tower at their plan….
This is Philippa Longhelm. She can slip through the hedge. She says the gap is Krumplethorn work. Philippa Longhelm takes the field as a Slim Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 016/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Narrow PathFits through gaps in any hedge. Elbow Spike (40)Leads with sharp…
This is Philippa Netherby. She nets every ball that comes over the hedge. Krumplethorn balls stay netted. Philippa Netherby takes the field as a Netter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 104/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Diamond MeshCatches anything that comes over the hedge. Net Drop (50)Drops…
Her chair has six legs so no boundary dispute can outrun her. Philippa Quillstrand takes the field as a Mapmaker, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Six-Leg SurveyWalks every border on six legs at once. Leg Measure (40)Paces off the property line…
This is Philippa Rainbowfan. She flashes every colour at the hedge. The Krumplethorns need sunglasses. Philippa Rainbowfan takes the field as a Rainbow Fan, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Colour BurstBursts into colour. Everyone stares. Prism Flash (40)Flashes rainbow light in the eyes. Lace…
Her scooter is quieter than her fortune. Her fortune is quieter still. Philippa Scootleigh takes the field as a Scoot Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smooth ScootGlides above every muddy dispute. Scoot Slam (40)Scoots into the plaintiff at speed. Hat Fan (40)Fans…
This is Philippa Screenspire. She broadcasts the hedge line from her hat. Every Schittsnaud gets it. Philippa Screenspire takes the field as a Spire Screen, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cathedral ScreenA cathedral and a screen above. Broadcast (60)Broadcasts the hedge line. Barrow…
This is Philippa Spanworth. She’s the only bridge to the estate, and she’s very particular who walks on her. Philippa Spanworth takes the field as a Bridge Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crossing PermitNobody crosses the water unsigned. Raise Span…
She watches through a mask of tiny rings. The rings are also listening. Philippina Chainglance takes the field as a Lookout, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 081/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chain Mail MaskMask of tiny rings. Eyes behind it. Spiral Wheel Spin (40)Spins the spiral wheel to signal….
This is Philippina Snailride. She lets every rumour simmer. They boil over at Christmas. Philippina Snailride takes the field as a Snail Rider, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow BurnLets the rumour simmer. Simmer (40)Lets it simmer. Then boils over. Snail Nudge (30)Nudges with…
Her mask is her best feature. Her face is on loan. Philomela Mastface takes the field as a Mask Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two FacesShe wears one and removes the other. Mask Slam (40)Slams a cold copper mask on the plaintiff. Shell…
Her orb sees the future, which is mainly gardening. Philomela Orbbrook takes the field as an Orb Brook Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Babbling OrbHer orb babbles. She listens anyway. Orb Smash (40)Smashes an orb into the plaintiff. Brook Splash (30)Splashes the plaintiff…