She keeps three lanterns lit and a fourth for the Krumplethorns’ roof. Philomena Brassmantle takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass GlowHer lantern glows hotter the angrier she gets. Lantern Toss (40)Tosses a lit lantern at their hedge….
She has never lost a case. She has never let one finish either. Philomena Dunmarch takes the field as a Pillar Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rising DocketEveryone rises, including the hedge. Pillar Verdict (60)Brings the whole column down on…
Her easel has castors. Her opinions have no brakes whatsoever. Philomena Easelwick takes the field as an Easel Rider, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Easel Does ItEverything is easel when you have wheels. Easel Charge (40)Charges the plaintiff with a rolling easel. Canvas…
This is Philomena Fanhelm. She fans herself. All the leaves blow next door. Coincidence. Philomena Fanhelm takes the field as a Fan Helm, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Parish Cool BreezeFans herself. Leaves blow over. Fan Gust Push (40)Fans the leaves next door….
Her gate is symmetrical. Her opinions, regrettably, are not. Philomena Gatespire takes the field as a Gate Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Locked Door PolicyLocks the argument. Keeps the key. Gate Clap (30)Slams a gate on the plaintiff. Spire Bounce (40)Bounces the…
She rides a motorbike with a lance. The hedge is not a knight. Philomena Lancehub takes the field as a Lance Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lance LectureLectures with a lance in hand. Long Lance Lunge (60)Thrusts a long lance at the…
Her moustache covers a small desk. The Krumplethorns have never been seen near it. Philomena Moustachier takes the field as a Moustache Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moustache MistA mist of moustache covers the plan. Moustache Mist Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with…
She has never been ahead of the Krumplethorns. She prefers it that way. Philomena Rearview takes the field as a Tailer, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Behind YouAlways one bicycle behind them. Trike Trail (30)Trails them in the big trike. Sly Left Look (40)Glances…
This is Philomena Shellcap. Her cap is ribbed like a shell. The Krumplethorns can’t crack it. Philomena Shellcap takes the field as a Shell Cap, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ribbed CapThe ribbed cap deflects all blows. Rib Rake (50)Rakes them with the…
She smokes in the parlor. Nobody has told her it is a hedge fight. Philomena Smokesley takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hat SmokeSmoke from her cigarette outranks the plaintiff. Cigarette Flick (50)Flicks hot ash across the…
Nothing passes the arch without registration. Not even the weather. Philomena Vaultspan takes the field as a Chief Registrar, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Arch RegisterRegisters every claim that passes through. Arch Fall (60)Drops the whole arch over their claim. Snail…
She counted every spoke in the estate. Twice. Philomena Wheelgrove takes the field as a Wheel Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spoke CountShe plans her routes by counting every spoke. Wheel Roll Flat (50)Rolls her bicycle wheel over the hedge. Brick Peck (50)Pecks…
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Phineas Brambleblade takes the field as a Verdict Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Scythe DepositionFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Scythe Rebuttal (40)Files the motion before they finish…
He censors the hearing hour by hour. Only one hour survives. Phineas Clockbrow takes the field as a Censor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bracketed FaceHalf mask, half verdict. Brow Clock Blackout (60)Blacks out the hours they used. Collar Cog Clamp…
This is Phineas Gazewheel. He examined every Krumplethorn’s eyes. They all need glasses now. His. Phineas Gazewheel takes the field as an Oculist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 105/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eye ExamExamines your eyes. Steals your glasses. Eye Chart (30)Holds up an eye chart. It’s rude….
He bikes evidence over himself. Doesn’t trust the mail. Phineas Gogglewright takes the field as an Evidence Courier, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pedal CustodyNever lets the evidence out of pedaling range. Basket Seal (30)Locks the box to the handlebars. Downhill Delivery…