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    Philomena Brassmantle

    Philomena Brassmantle

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    She keeps three lanterns lit and a fourth for the Krumplethorns’ roof. Philomena Brassmantle takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass GlowHer lantern glows hotter the angrier she gets. Lantern Toss (40)Tosses a lit lantern at their hedge….

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    Philomena Dunmarch

    Philomena Dunmarch

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    She has never lost a case. She has never let one finish either. Philomena Dunmarch takes the field as a Pillar Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rising DocketEveryone rises, including the hedge. Pillar Verdict (60)Brings the whole column down on…

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    Philomena Easelwick

    Philomena Easelwick

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    Her easel has castors. Her opinions have no brakes whatsoever. Philomena Easelwick takes the field as an Easel Rider, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 012/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Easel Does ItEverything is easel when you have wheels. Easel Charge (40)Charges the plaintiff with a rolling easel. Canvas…

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    Philomena Fanhelm

    Philomena Fanhelm

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    This is Philomena Fanhelm. She fans herself. All the leaves blow next door. Coincidence. Philomena Fanhelm takes the field as a Fan Helm, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Parish Cool BreezeFans herself. Leaves blow over. Fan Gust Push (40)Fans the leaves next door….

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    Philomena Gatespire

    Philomena Gatespire

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    Her gate is symmetrical. Her opinions, regrettably, are not. Philomena Gatespire takes the field as a Gate Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Locked Door PolicyLocks the argument. Keeps the key. Gate Clap (30)Slams a gate on the plaintiff. Spire Bounce (40)Bounces the…

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    Philomena Lancehub

    Philomena Lancehub

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    She rides a motorbike with a lance. The hedge is not a knight. Philomena Lancehub takes the field as a Lance Rider, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lance LectureLectures with a lance in hand. Long Lance Lunge (60)Thrusts a long lance at the…

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    Philomena Moustachier

    Philomena Moustachier

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    Her moustache covers a small desk. The Krumplethorns have never been seen near it. Philomena Moustachier takes the field as a Moustache Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moustache MistA mist of moustache covers the plan. Moustache Mist Blast (50)Blasts the plaintiff with…

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    Philomena Rearview

    Philomena Rearview

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    She has never been ahead of the Krumplethorns. She prefers it that way. Philomena Rearview takes the field as a Tailer, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 015/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Behind YouAlways one bicycle behind them. Trike Trail (30)Trails them in the big trike. Sly Left Look (40)Glances…

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    Philomena Shellcap

    Philomena Shellcap

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    This is Philomena Shellcap. Her cap is ribbed like a shell. The Krumplethorns can’t crack it. Philomena Shellcap takes the field as a Shell Cap, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ribbed CapThe ribbed cap deflects all blows. Rib Rake (50)Rakes them with the…

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    Philomena Smokesley

    Philomena Smokesley

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    She smokes in the parlor. Nobody has told her it is a hedge fight. Philomena Smokesley takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 072/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hat SmokeSmoke from her cigarette outranks the plaintiff. Cigarette Flick (50)Flicks hot ash across the…

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    Philomena Vaultspan

    Philomena Vaultspan

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    Nothing passes the arch without registration. Not even the weather. Philomena Vaultspan takes the field as a Chief Registrar, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Arch RegisterRegisters every claim that passes through. Arch Fall (60)Drops the whole arch over their claim. Snail…

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    Philomena Wheelgrove

    Philomena Wheelgrove

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    She counted every spoke in the estate. Twice. Philomena Wheelgrove takes the field as a Wheel Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 018/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spoke CountShe plans her routes by counting every spoke. Wheel Roll Flat (50)Rolls her bicycle wheel over the hedge. Brick Peck (50)Pecks…

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    Phineas Brambleblade

    Phineas Brambleblade

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    She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Phineas Brambleblade takes the field as a Verdict Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Scythe DepositionFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Scythe Rebuttal (40)Files the motion before they finish…

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    Phineas Clockbrow

    Phineas Clockbrow

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    He censors the hearing hour by hour. Only one hour survives. Phineas Clockbrow takes the field as a Censor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bracketed FaceHalf mask, half verdict. Brow Clock Blackout (60)Blacks out the hours they used. Collar Cog Clamp…

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    Phineas Gazewheel

    Phineas Gazewheel

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    This is Phineas Gazewheel. He examined every Krumplethorn’s eyes. They all need glasses now. His. Phineas Gazewheel takes the field as an Oculist, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 105/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eye ExamExamines your eyes. Steals your glasses. Eye Chart (30)Holds up an eye chart. It’s rude….

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    Phineas Gogglewright

    Phineas Gogglewright

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    He bikes evidence over himself. Doesn’t trust the mail. Phineas Gogglewright takes the field as an Evidence Courier, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pedal CustodyNever lets the evidence out of pedaling range. Basket Seal (30)Locks the box to the handlebars. Downhill Delivery…

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