His giant lens finds the one typo in your entire life. Phineas Lenswright takes the field as a Lens Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eye SpySees through every excuse, twice over. Tight Squint (40)Squints until the plaintiff confesses. Quill Jab…
This is Phineas Twinfront. He has a face on each side. One watches the hedge all day. Phineas Twinfront takes the field as a Twin Front, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Front and BackA face on each side. Two Front (60)Faces both ways….
She holds her parapet with excellent posture and no apparent purpose. Phoebe Parapetmore takes the field as a Parapet Sentry, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parapet PostureStands tall. Falls rarely. Parapet Tumble (40)Drops a small parapet on the plaintiff. Posture Check (50)Checks the…
The king of the cup. The cup of the king. Pickering Monarch is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 043/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Royal DecreeDecrees that the hedge be trimmed. Add Pickering Monarch to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the…
This is Pierrot Checkmotor. He rides into every Krumplethorn meeting telling jokes. The meetings end early. Pierrot Checkmotor takes the field as a Motor Jester, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 112/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Jest RideRides in laughing. Leaves them crying. Jest (30)Tells a joke at their expense….
This is Pietro Hosewell. He piped at every family wedding. The Krumplethorns moved their bedroom. Pietro Hosewell takes the field as a Bagpiper, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 083/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: BagpipesPlays the pipes. The pipes play him. Pipe Drone (40)Drones the pipes over the…
This is Pike Splashby. He washes the Schittsnaud bikes in the Krumplethorn birdbath. Pike Splashby takes the field as a Wash Bay Hand, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 060/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Splash DownRides through every puddle. Both sides. Spray Wash (40)Hoses the rival bike….
A crash scene frozen in oil – spikes and chequered flags. Pileup Margot is a Crash Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 021/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mid Air MishapSends the plaintiff somewhere mid-air. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Pileup Margot…
This is Pilfer Rumblegill. He has a lot of heads. He has no idea who owns them. Pilfer Rumblegill joins the fight as a Pile Brute, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 094/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Hoard HeapA pile of tiny faces. Count them all. Tooth Rake (90)Rakes a mouthful…
This is Pim Spokespire. He rides the boundary on one wheel. The Schittsnauds keep hoping. Pim Spokespire takes the field as an Unicyclist, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 064/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: One-Wheel WonderBalances on one wheel. Brags on the other. Wobble Past (30)Wobbles past their gate….
This is Pincushion Ratchet. He is covered in quills. He is not a hugger. Pincushion Ratchet joins the fight as a Quill Rat, one of the neutral Monsters. Card 143/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quill RattleRattles the quills. Enemies lose focus. Quill Fling (50)Flings a quill. It sticks in the hedge. Tail…
This is Pino Needlescoot. He scoots the boundary with his needle nose out. The hedge has a parting. Pino Needlescoot takes the field as a Scooterist, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 079/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Point FirstLeads with the needle. Then the scooter. Needle Dash (40)Dashes needle-first…
A mine on a stick – designed to be stepped on – loudly. Pinprick Hollow is a Spike Mine, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 004/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hedge PerimeterPins the plaintiff at the hedge line. Add Pinprick Hollow to your Hedge Wars collection and see how…
This is Pip Spindlewheel. First week on the job. He’s already been blamed by both families. Pip Spindlewheel takes the field as an Apprentice, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 007/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Long NoseSmells a leak three gardens away. Nose Poke (20)Pokes the tyre…
A heart of pipes – a head of steam and a lot of spikes. Pipedream Hiss is a Pipe Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 060/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steam Pipe DreamA dream of pipes. A nightmare of steam. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays…
A piston – a chequered floor and a lot of exhaust. Pipework Parade is a Piston Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 033/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Checker Floor ChargeCharges the plaintiff across a checker floor. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up…