This is Pervinca Startlebrow. The Krumplethorns have shocked her daily for sixty years. Still shocked. Pervinca Startlebrow takes the field as a Great-Aunt, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 052/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Startled EyesShocked by everything. Mostly Krumplethorns. Gasp (30)Gasps loud enough to stop the party….
An archer in the dust of burning pages. Petitioner Archerfire is an Archer, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 068/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Petition FiredFires the petition from a great distance. Petitioner Archerfire is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for the Solicitors &…
This is Petronella Belleye. She predicts the Krumplethorns lose the feud. Every week. Still waiting. Petronella Belleye takes the field as a Fortune Teller, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 010/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Inner EyeSees the future. In her middle. Prophecy (40)Predicts doom for the Krumplethorns. Crystal Roll…
She saw the stake get moved. Her goggles were tinted that day. Petronella Coilbright takes the field as a Bailiff, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 007/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Courtroom HushNobody speaks. The goggles see to that. Coiled Writ (30)Unspools a writ thirty feet long….
This is Petronella Hoseloop. She coils the hose round the gatepost. Krumplethorns trip on it. Petronella Hoseloop takes the field as a Hose Loop, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coil UpCoils the hose round anything. Hose Lasso (40)Lassos them with the hose. Big…
She’s tailed the checkered cart for a month. Unpaid, unbothered. Petronella Teardropwhorl takes the field as a Surveillance Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 085/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Single Tear FocusOne tear-shaped lens misses nothing. Chalk Oath (40)Notes the exact minute of trespass. Vellum Objection (30)Follows…
This is Petronia Swirlskirt. She funds the Schittsnaud gardens. The Krumplethorns applied. Rejected. Petronia Swirlskirt takes the field as a Garden Patroness, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 022/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PatronageFunds every Schittsnaud bloom. Bills theirs. Grant (40)Gives a cousin a garden grant. Skirt Twirl (50)Twirls the…
This is Petunia Basketweave. She rewove the boundary fence. Six inches toward the Krumplethorns. Petunia Basketweave takes the field as a Weaver, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 037/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: WovenBuilt from the same wire as the fence. Fence Weave (30)Weaves herself into the…
This is Philbert Pendulin. He works for both families. Neither knows. Both pay well. Philbert Pendulin takes the field as a Pendulum Spy, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Swing VoteSwings to whichever side pays. Village Pendulum Swing (60)Swings the orb into them. Double Dealing…
This is Philbert Wrenfield. He’s top of the pecking order. The Krumplethorns are bottom. Philbert Wrenfield takes the field as a Falconer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 094/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bird BodyBuilt like a bird. Walks like a duke. Peck Order (40)Sets the pecking order….
Two small judges flank him. They both look more bored than frightened. Philemon Whitewing takes the field as a Collar Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Winged CollarHis collar is the largest in the courthouse. Collar Flap (50)Flaps a big white…
Her beak is long enough to read a document across the room. Philippa Beakstone takes the field as a Beak Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beak ReachHer beak sniffs out any bad filing. Snout Shove (40)Prods the plaintiff into a…
Her bifocals show two Krumplethorn hedges. She wants both removed. Philippa Bifocalise takes the field as a Bifocal Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Twofold VisionSees twice the faults, in the neighbours. Lens Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a heavy lens. Spec Smash…
She reads the courtyard tile like it owes her money. Philippa Checkerwick takes the field as a Pattern Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 069/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Checkerboard LogicNo pattern survives the checkerboard mind. Gate Report (40)Maps the footprints onto the courtyard tile. Trace Claim…
Her hat contains a city. Her opinions contain only Krumplethorns. Philippa Domeglass takes the field as a Dome Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lens LoopholeHer dome holds a city. None of it helps. Dome Focus Scorch (60)Focuses sunlight onto the plaintiff. Tiny Skyline…
This is Philippa Domewick. She lights the Schittsnaud path at night. The other path stays dark. Philippa Domewick takes the field as a Dome Lamp, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 020/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lamp LitLights the path for Schittsnauds. Lamp Swing (40)Swings the dome lamp. Fork…