This is Percy Brassgoggle. He fits valves for both houses. One of them always whistles. Percy Brassgoggle takes the field as a Valve Man, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brass GogglesSees every leak. Ignores most. Valve Twist (40)Twists the valve on…
His hat tells the time. The Krumplethorns are always late according to it. Percy Clocksmith takes the field as a Timekeeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Clock HatTells them exactly how late they are. Time Out (30)Calls time and clocks them with a dial….
He keeps one eye on the hedge and one on the bill. Percy Lookoutham takes the field as a Lookout Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Green EyeHis green eye misses nothing. Everybody blinks. Lookout Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff from a lookout. Reflection…
He cuts through red tape like it personally offended him. Perdita Notchhatch takes the field as a Motion Breaker, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Parchment SweepSlices the fine print before it’s read. Blade Testimony (30)Shreds the evidence into legal confetti. Gavel…
She keeps the only tower clock that isn’t bribed. Perdita Towerwick takes the field as a Timepiece Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Clock Tower AuditAudits the whole estate’s time at once. Spool Testimony (40)Rings the hour straight into evidence. Ember Sample…
Her wheel is the size of a barn. Her excuses are bigger. Perdita Wheelbright takes the field as a Spoke Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Wheel of LawEvery wheel turns the way the law will not. Large Wheel Roll (50)Rolls a giant wheel…
This is Peregrina Plumehill. Her parties are the talk of the estate. The Krumplethorns hear about them later. Peregrina Plumehill takes the field as a Hostess, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: PlumageFeathers up. Guest list closed. Plume Flourish (40)Flourishes the feathers at…
He tracks every bead to its source. His trail is very bright. Peregrine Beadspill takes the field as a Chief Auditor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 064/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Bead TrailFollows every bead back to its owner. Bead Cascade (70)Pours a river of beads…
He built a city under glass. He still cannot move the hedge. Peregrine Domecastle takes the field as a Dome Spire Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fine Print ReadingReads the fine print on the hedge law. Copper Spire Plunge (40)Drops a copper spire…
He reads every deed twice and finds a different clause each time. Peregrine Doublegate takes the field as a Deed Reader, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Second ReadingReads every deed twice, once from each head. Double Read (50)Reads the clause from…
He has an eye on his chin. It never sleeps and never blinks. Peregrine Eyechin takes the field as an Eye Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 083/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Chin EyeThe eye on his chin sees what he misses. Chin Glare (70)Glares with…
He’s redrawn the line fourteen times. All favor the Schittsnauds. Peregrine Griddwell takes the field as a Grid Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 022/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Plot OverlayLays the hedge line over the evidence grid. Coordinate Snap (40)Pins the square the line was crossed….
This is Peregrine Halotop. His halo is for show. He’s the one who planted the hedge too close. Peregrine Halotop takes the field as a Halo Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Brass HaloA brass halo floats over his hat. Halo Throw (60)Throws…
Signs off on every report. Never once for a Krumplethorn. Peregrine Multiscope takes the field as a Chief Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Full Spectrum ReviewReviews every finding and signs the verdict. Final Deposition (60)Closes the case, file and all,…
He commands a skiff on dry land. The skiff has never been consulted. Peregrine Skiffwright takes the field as a Skiff Captain, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skiff SlouchSlouches over the skiff. Still wins. Skiff Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff with a skiff prow….
He can see the whole hedge from up there. He fines it from up there too. Peregrine Skyquill takes the field as a High Assessor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Cloud RulingRules from above the cloud line. Tower Point Pin (70)Spears…