This is Wilhelm Wingwheel. He swears his winged bicycle will clear the hedge one day. Wilhelm Wingwheel takes the field as a Pioneer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 081/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Winged WheelFitted wings to his bicycle. Awaiting lift. Takeoff (60)Pedals hard at the hedge….
She sees the whole estate from her bubble. She has never stepped on it. Wilhelmina Bubblewatch takes the field as a Bubble Sentinel, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fishbowl DutyObserves from inside the bubble. Safely. Fishbowl Burst (40)Bursts a glass bubble over the plaintiff….
Her rates rise under a cap the size of a lawn. Nobody finds the stem. Wilhelmina Capsley takes the field as a Rate Setter, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 014/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mushroom RatesRaises rates in the dark, quietly and often. Cap Fall (50)Drops…
This is Wilhelmina Cogbroom. Her broom runs on gears. It sweeps Krumplethorn leaves back over. Wilhelmina Cogbroom takes the field as a Cog Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gear SweepGears turn the broom for her. Gear Sweep Drive (40)Gear-driven sweep. Fast. Oil…
This is Wilhelmina Dishwell. Her hat picks up every Krumplethorn phone call. She takes notes. Wilhelmina Dishwell takes the field as a Dish Hat, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 027/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Satellite BrimHer hat picks up Krumplethorn phone calls. Dish Spin (50)Spins the dish hat…
She dates a dead leaf to the hour. Deeply unsettling to them. Wilhelmina Dualscope takes the field as an Entomologist, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 013/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beetle CountAges the hedge clipping by its insects. Larval Timeline (30)Pins the crime to the exact week….
She has their fingerprints memorized. All of them, twice. Wilhelmina Eyelashwick takes the field as a Latent Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Single Eye FocusOne watchful eye never blinks. Fern Citation (40)Counts every whorl before it’s wiped clean. Hollow Match…
Her horn curls in two directions. So does her mercy. Wilhelmina Hornswoggle takes the field as a Horn Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 103/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Curled HornCurls the horn around every argument. Horn Curl (60)Curls a horn around the plaintiff’s feet. Cracking…
She was born on a kerb. She has been standing on it since. Wilhelmina Kerbside takes the field as a Kerb Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Street RulesEvery kerb is hers. Every pavement is a rental. Kerb Crush (50)Crushes the plaintiff’s ankle on…
This is Wilhelmina Kneeler. She weeds the Schittsnaud beds and replants the weeds next door. Wilhelmina Kneeler takes the field as a Bed Weeder, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Kneel DownWeeds on her knees. Complains standing up. Pull Weed (30)Pulls a…
She shreds first, files the apology later. If at all. Wilhelmina Notchlash takes the field as an Appeal Slasher, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Docket ReportEdits testimony with a blade, not ink. Gavel Objection (50)Blades through the paperwork, silent. Shard Cut…
This is Wilhelmina Pipeworth. She serves papers on a chopper and calls court to order on a pipe organ. Wilhelmina Pipeworth takes the field as a Choir Bailiff, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Order OrderPlays the organ until the room is…
She has not opened a window since the previous administration. Wilhelmina Smokehaven takes the field as a Pipe Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Parlor SmokeFills the field with expensive smoke. Brandy Ring (50)Loops a smoke ring around the plaintiff. Pipe Rap (50)Raps…
The original deed is in her hat. She denies having a hat. Wilhelmina Stackhouse takes the field as an Archivist, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 019/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stacked FilesEvery file sits under every other file. Coil Archive (40)Loses their deed in the bottom…
She is always three moves ahead. The hedge has never moved at all. Wilhelmina Tacticalloway takes the field as a Tactics Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tactical PausePauses mid-argument. Enemy panics. Tactical Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff into a tactical error. Pause Slam…
Two planners, two hats and two ideas of where the hedge should go. Wilhelmina Twinbrimmer takes the field as a Hat Duo Dame, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hat ClashTwo hats, one plan, two opinions. Hat Clash Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff between two…