Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Wilhelmine Scythemark takes the field as a Precedent Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 018/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Blade TraceFiles the objection first, every time. Seal Reading (40)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Nettle Breach (30)Wings the…
This is Willow Greencoil. She weaves willow fences along the hedge. Each one a little taller. Willow Greencoil takes the field as a Willow Weaver, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 076/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Willow WeaveWeaves willow into fences. Very tall ones. Weave Fence (40)Weaves a willow fence…
A clock that spares no one at the stroke of midnight. Willowherb Gnomon is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Midnight SpecialStrikes midnight twice. Once for show. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Willowherb Gnomon…
This is Wilma Spadecap. She dug a trench on the line. It fills with Krumplethorn rain. Wilma Spadecap takes the field as a Spade Cap, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 069/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig DeepDigs a trench along the line. Trench Dig (40)Digs a trench by…
This is Wilmot Hoodwell. He’s divorced from a Schittsnaud. He still comes to Christmas. Wilmot Hoodwell takes the field as an Ex-Husband, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 028/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Under the HoodHas hidden under the hood since the divorce. Alimony (40)Pays alimony in spare…
Spins so fast the scandal appears tidy. Wimbledon Tourbillon is a Clock, one of the Social Scandals of the In-Laws. Card 023/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spinning the StorySpins the story until it looks innocent. Wimbledon Tourbillon is one of 104 cards in the Social Scandals for the In-Laws. Collect the whole…
A car with the face of an owl – and an owl’s disposition. Wingwind Glaremask is an Owl Car, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 100/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Midnight OwlDrives at night. Glares at everyone. Add Wingwind Glaremask to your Hedge Wars collection and see how…
The hedge owes back taxes. The hedge cannot pay. She’ll wait. Winifred Clockhat takes the field as a Tax Clerk, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hourly LevyTaxes the hedge every hour on the hour. Brim Clock Bill (60)Bills them from the…
This is Winifred Domeby. Her little robot runs at Krumplethorn shins. She apologises after. Winifred Domeby takes the field as a Coat Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Robot TailA small brass robot follows her. Robot Charge (40)The little robot runs at shins….
She stamps once. She never needs to stamp again. Winifred Featherstone takes the field as a Form Stamper, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 026/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Red Feather StampStamps with a red feather, once and only once. Quill Poke (30)Pokes them with a red…
She has never had a bad day. Only a poorly ventilated attic. Winifred Gablecourt takes the field as a Gable Mistress, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: RooflineHer skyline is tidy even when she isn’t. Gable Dive (50)Dives off the gable onto a hat. Slate…
This is Winifred Gablewood. She carries a palace on her back and appraised it at four shillings. Winifred Gablewood takes the field as an Estate Assessor, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 041/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: ValuationKnows what your house is worth. Less. Appraise (30)Appraises the…
This is Winifred Hornlamp. She stands at the gate like a lamp post. Krumplethorns walk into her. Winifred Hornlamp takes the field as a Lamp Hand, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lamp PostStands like a lamp post at the gate. Sly Lamp Glare…
She’s unspooled more Krumplethorn lies than yarn. Winifred Hornspool takes the field as a Trace Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 051/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Spindle FocusReads the evidence spool thread by thread. Fern Trace (40)Enters the whole spool into record. Brass Flag (30)Cuts the alibi…
Her wheel is intricate, ornamental and absolutely fatal to Krumplethorns. Winifred Hubfusilier takes the field as a Hub Fusilier, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hub RulesThe hub is hers. The spokes are hers. Hub Shot (40)Shoots the plaintiff off the hub. Spoke Shower…
She keeps the household stitched together. Often through the Krumplethorns. Winifred Lacepin takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 071/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Lace PinPins every ribbon, bow, and Krumplethorn. Pin Prick (30)Pricks them with the end of the lacepin. Lantern Bump (30)Bumps…