Her wig has been powdered since the old docket and never once washed. Winifred Powderkeg takes the field as a Powder Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 019/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grey WigsHer wig absorbs every objection. Powder Puff (50)Blinds the court with a cloud…
This is Winifred Stiltleg. No wheels means no flat tyres. She mentions it at every tea break. Winifred Stiltleg takes the field as a Spider Tractor, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 030/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: All TerrainGoes where wheels can’t. Sends a bill. Leg Over…
She scouts at speed. The hedge has never once been first to move. Winifred Throttlehaven takes the field as a Throttle Scout, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 031/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Throttle EtiquetteHer engine purrs. Then it roars. Orange Wheelie (60)Wheelies over the plaintiff in orange. Lamp Stare…
Her desk has wheels so she can plan faster. The hedge remains unmoved. Winifred Vellumwheel takes the field as a Desk Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Roll Out the PlansRolls out the plans, then rolls over objections. Vellum Roll (60)Rolls a vellum…
This is Winnie Megaphone. She fixed the garden speakers. Krumplethorn gossip now plays on both lawns. Winnie Megaphone takes the field as a Tannoy Tech, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 089/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Speaker ConeEvery whisper comes out a shout. Feedback (40)Squeals the speaker…
This is Winnifer Bulbhead. She has a bright idea about the hedge. It’s always a terrible one. Winnifer Bulbhead takes the field as a Bulb Head, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 039/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bright IdeaHas a terrible bright idea. Bad Idea (40)Suggests a terrible plan. Bike…
She reads contracts the way most people read headlines. Fast, and to win. Winnifred Creasethorn takes the field as a Deposition Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 066/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Reed DeductionReads the loophole before the judge can. Clause Audit (40)Severs the clause holding…
This is Winnifred Smokestack. She steams whenever a Krumplethorn touches the hedge. Often. Winnifred Smokestack takes the field as a Smoke Hat, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Prim Steam UpSteams up when the hedge is touched. Steam Puff (50)Puffs steam in their face….
Every loophole she finds somehow favors the Schittsnauds. Winnifred Splinterfield takes the field as a Clause Cutter, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Chisel DepositionFiles the objection first, every time. Writ Severance (40)Cuts the hearing short, one objection. Parchment Deposition (40)Wings the…
He has a key for every door and a door for none of them. Winslow Keyhollow takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 004/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Master KeyUnlocks any door the Krumplethorns lock. Key Jab (50)Jabs a heavy key into their ribs….
His hat is a ribbon. His fortune is a knot that no lawyer can untie. Winston Bowbridge takes the field as a Loop Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ribbon HatTies every dispute into a bow. Loop Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff in a…
This is Winston Carriagebolt. He bolted the gate shut. Now neither family can get out. He’s on a break. Winston Carriagebolt takes the field as a Bolt Driver, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 065/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Stiff NeckFaces forward. Always. Even in reverse. Bolt…
He cycles the estate at dawn, which is also when the hedge grows. Winston Cyclegrid takes the field as a Grid Cyclist, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grid CommuteCycles the grid. Never leaves it. Grid Rush (50)Rushes the plaintiff along the grid. Chain Snap…
This is Winston Dustpanache. He sweeps with style. The Krumplethorns watch. Then get swept. Winston Dustpanache takes the field as a Fan Broom, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: PanacheSweeps with style. Flourish Sweep (50)Sweeps with a flourish. Hat Doff (40)Doffs the hat. Then…
He has five faces. All five dislike the plaintiff. Winston Manyface takes the field as a Face Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 082/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Many FacesEach face handles a different case. Face Shuffle (40)Swaps faces and rules on the other side. Bald…
He has been thinking about the hedge for eleven years. Winterbourne Thinker is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 031/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Glass ThoughtThinks deeply. Reaches no conclusion. Add Winterbourne Thinker to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics change the game….