This is Carmella Checkball. She’s won every croquet match against the Schittsnauds. Nobody checks. Carmella Checkball takes the field as a Cheat, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 081/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Loaded BallsPlays croquet with weighted balls. Croquet Whack (40)Whacks their ball into the pond. Ball Swap…
A giant wheel of spikes – with a dubious safety record. Carnivalwheel Spite is a Wheel Trap, one of the Pit Hazards of the Krumplethorns. Card 025/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Big Wheel RollingRolls the plaintiff round the Krumplethorn side. Add Carnivalwheel Spite to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the…
This is Carpina Koiwheel. Her koi brings the Schittsnauds luck. The Krumplethorn pond has goldfish. Carpina Koiwheel takes the field as a Koi Keeper, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 059/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Lucky KoiBrings a koi along. Luck follows. Koi Splash (40)Splashes a cousin with lucky water….
He wears pilot goggles to every dinner. He has never left the ground. Casimir Flightmoor takes the field as a Goggle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pilot HatRises above every problem in a leather helmet. Goggle Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with brass…
This is Casimir Stripevest. He’s far too dapper to be a spy. He is absolutely a spy. Casimir Stripevest takes the field as a Stripe Vest, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: DapperToo dapper to suspect. Dapper Bow (40)Bows. They relax. Mistake. Cane Spike (30)Stabs…
He wears a crown of fifty spires and a frown of fifty years. Casimir Thornspire takes the field as a Thorn Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Needle CrownHis crown has fifty spires. Nobody counts them. Thorn Crown Throw (60)Throws a crown of spikes…
His towers are stacked on one small island. Each holds a complaint. Casimir Towerstrand takes the field as a Tower Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower Tower TowerTowers over the plaintiff in triplicate. Tower Tumble Down (40)Tumbles three towers at the plaintiff….
He keeps both watches five minutes apart. On purpose. Caspian Dialwhorl takes the field as a Timepiece Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 024/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dual Dial CheckTwo clocks, zero excuses. Minute Hand Pin (40)Pins the exact minute of trespass. Face Value (30)Takes their…
He keeps every rumor ever told on this street. Alphabetized. Caspian Drapewing takes the field as a Rumor Keeper, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Draped EarHides one ear under the drape. Uses both. Pole Flag Signal (50)Raises the pole flag when they’re out. Disc…
This is Caspian Eggworth. He’s the cleverest ally the Schittsnauds have. He’s terrified of omelettes. Caspian Eggworth takes the field as a Birder, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: EggheadBrain so big it needs a shell. Beak Peck (50)Pecks at their window. Politely….
Nobody has seen his face in court. His rulings have never once been late. Caspian Veilmoor takes the field as a Chief Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 003/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Faceless BenchNo one can read his face. Or appeal it. Blank Verdict…
Her maps show every hedge, ditch and sulk on the estate. Cassandra Cartographine takes the field as a Map Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Uncharted OpinionsHer opinions are officially uncharted. Map Slap (30)Slaps the plaintiff with a rolled map. Compass Prick (40)Pricks…
The eye on the tower has watched the hedge since it was a twig. Cassandra Dialgaze takes the field as a Seer, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 053/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Sweep Hand StareWatches the hedge every second of every hour. Clock Hand Lance…
Her fan is a vault. Her opinions are a heatwave. Cassandra Fanvault takes the field as a Fan Vault Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cool Off PeriodCools the argument. Heats the grudge. Lace Fan Thrash (40)Whips the plaintiff with a lace fan. Vault…
Her swept hair has held three verdicts and a small bird. Cassandra Sweeplock takes the field as a Sweep Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 073/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Windswept DocketHer hair sweeps every objection aside. Sweeping Gust (50)Sweeps the plaintiff’s file onto the floor….
She keeps a castle in her hat. It has a moat. Cassandra Towerlace takes the field as a Tower Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garden FollyHer folly is a tower. Her folly is a verdict. Folly Fall (40)Drops a pretend turret on the…