A great orrery of gold – always one planet short. Castlemaine Orrery is a Clock, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 084/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Orrery OrderOrders the planets. Forgets the lawn. Every card in the Hedge Wars collection plays a part. Pick up Castlemaine Orrery and find…
This is Castor Doublehelm. Two heads, one job: keep Krumplethorns off the lawn. They argue about it. Castor Doublehelm takes the field as a Twin Guard, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 026/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Porch Light Two HeadsTwo brass heads guard one small client. Twin…
He cuts through red tape like it personally offended him. Caswell Edgefield takes the field as a Subpoena Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 092/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hinge AuditSlices the fine print before it’s read. Statute Snap (50)Shreds the evidence into legal confetti. Blade…
An hourglass on a pedestal and a halo around it. Cavanagh Hourcup is a Cup, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 077/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hour CupPours the hour. Spills the minute. Cavanagh Hourcup is one of 144 cards in the Estate Relics for the Schittsnauds. Collect the…
A paper boat on a map of litigation. Caveat Papership is a Paper Boat, one of the Legal Injunctions of the Solicitors & Executors. Card 029/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Caveat EmptorBuyer beware. Seller beware. Everybody beware. Caveat Papership is one of 104 cards in the Legal Injunctions for the Solicitors &…
He toasts every win. He has never once toasted a hedge. Cavendish Toast is a Statue, one of the Estate Relics of the Schittsnauds. Card 013/144 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Raised GlassRaises a glass to the Schittsnauds. Forever. Add Cavendish Toast to your Hedge Wars collection and see how the Estate Relics…
This is Cecil Brightlapel. His brass bird only pecks Krumplethorns. He trained it on their photos. Cecil Brightlapel takes the field as a Bird Handler, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 059/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brass PetHis brass bird pecks on command. Bird Release (50)Lets the brass bird…
This is Cecil Sundermere. He’s sat in the same spot since 1890. The Krumplethorns moved in last Tuesday. Cecil Sundermere takes the field as a Patron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Old MoneyNever carries cash. Never needs to. Valet Park (40)Has the…
Her brigade is mostly teacups. The teacups have heavy ordnance. Cecilia Brigadine takes the field as a Brigadier Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brigade BrunchBrings the whole brigade to brunch. Brigade Shove (60)Shoves the plaintiff into a brigade. Brunch Toss (50)Tosses brunch…
This is Cecilia Checkear. She heard half a Krumplethorn sentence. She made up the rest. It spread fast. Cecilia Checkear takes the field as a Rumour Monger, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 087/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Checker EarHears half of everything. Invents the rest. Rumour (30)Starts a rumour…
Her face is the plan. The rest is just a footnote. Cecilia Concentrica takes the field as a Ring Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 044/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye of the PlanShe looks at you through nine floorplans. Ring Gate Slam (60)Slams a ring gate in the…
The horn behind her hears the street. She just repeats it. Cecilia Hornlace takes the field as a Courier, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 100/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Back Horn PickupThe horn behind her catches everything. Horn Echo (50)Echoes what she heard down the block. Twin Wheel Stroll…
She has waited years for the hedge to move. She can wait several more. Cecilia Snailwire takes the field as a Wire Snail Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slow and Steady SpiteSlow. Steady. Absolutely relentless. Wire Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with a rusty…
She owns the bridge and the right of way over it. Cecily Bridgemoor takes the field as an Easement Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 087/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bridge EasementGrants passage over any bridge she owns. Span Strike (40)Strikes with a sweeping bridge arc….
Her moped has a monogram. So does her helmet. So does her will. Cecily Moperly takes the field as a Moped Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 085/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moped RankRides a fine moped around her fine estate. Moped Rev Up (40)Revs the moped into…
This is Cecily Spireway. The only road to the hedge runs straight through Cecily. It’s closed for repairs. Cecily Spireway takes the field as a Right-of-Way, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 044/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Right of WayThe road goes through her. Her terms. Tunnel…