Two planners share one plan, one desk and one furious moustache. Cassandra Twinmoustache takes the field as a Twin Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Heads BetterTwo heads, one plan, one grudge. Moustache Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a waxed moustache. Head…
She plats three lots at once. The castle is also on the plat. Cassandra Wheelcastle takes the field as a Chief Plat Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 099/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Castle PlatPlats every lot inside her wheeled castle. Triple Stack (70)Stacks three wheels…
This is Cassia Lancebury. She resets the boundary stakes every morning. They move every night. Cassia Lancebury takes the field as a Stake Setter, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 019/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: HourglassWorks exactly one hour. Then turns over. Stake Drive (40)Drives a survey…
This is Cassian Whiskerblade. He runs every raid like a circus. The Schittsnauds keep buying tickets. Cassian Whiskerblade takes the field as a Ringmaster, one of the Aggressive Upstarts among the Krumplethorns. Card 041/116 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Whisker FanFans the whiskers. Every Krumplethorn charges. Grand Parade (60)Parades every Krumplethorn past their…
This is Cassian Wirewell. Every trailing wire marks a property line he’s personally re-measured. Cassian Wirewell takes the field as a Line Surveyor, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 034/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Taut LinesStrings a wire along every boundary. Tripwire (40)Strings a line across your…
This is Cassilda Gearwing. Her rumours have wings. One reached the Krumplethorn vicar by lunch. Cassilda Gearwing takes the field as a Wing Gossip, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 003/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Grand RumourStarts a rumour with wings on it. Rumour Takes Off (60)The rumour flies. Nobody…
This is Cassiopeia Winghood. She swoops over the hedge at dusk. The Krumplethorns keep a broom ready. Cassiopeia Winghood takes the field as a Wing Hood, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 073/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Garden Party Bat HoodSpreads a brass hood like bat wings. Hood Swoop…
This is Cassius Gearweb. His gears link every rumour together. It’s a whole machine now. Cassius Gearweb takes the field as a Gear Web, one of the Instigators among the In-Laws. Card 072/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Web of GearsEvery gear links to a rumour. Gear Link (50)Links one rumour to the…
His nose points to every fault. It points a lot. Cassius Pointnose takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 062/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Pointer InspectPoints out every fault, from the front door. Fault Point (50)Points straight at their mistake. Spiral Spin…
Strike that. Strike that too. Strike the whole hedge from the record. Cassius Redlens takes the field as a Censor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 028/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Struck RecordDeletes whatever the Krumplethorns said. Red Light Ruling (60)Stops the hearing at the red lens….
He serves at spoke speed. The speed has caused some very hot incidents. Cassius Rimwhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke RushSpins his wheel faster than a hedge-trimmer. Rim Whirl (40)Whirls the spokes past their ears. Pot Pitch…
This is Cassius Rodeway. He rides patrol along the hedge. Twice a day. With a whistle. Cassius Rodeway takes the field as a Riding Escort, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Saddle UpMounts the bike and rides at them. Coat Tail Spin (40)Spins so…
This is Cassius Sleekline. He polishes his chopper more than he fixes it. The Krumplethorns time him. Cassius Sleekline takes the field as a Chopper Pro, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 043/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: SleekLooks fast standing still. Long Rake (50)Rakes the chopper fork…
He sits between two fans. They pull in every whisper on the street. Cassius Ventilord takes the field as a Fan Commander, one of the Informants among the In-Laws. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Whisper TurbinesTwo fans pull in every whisper. Fan Spin Pull (70)Spins the fans to suck in the…
His wings are longer than his father’s. His father has noticed. Cassius Wingmoor takes the field as a Wing Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing SpanHis hat has a longer reach than his arms. Wing Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff with a long…
This is Castellina Springfeld. She married in and brought her castle. It stays in her head. Castellina Springfeld takes the field as a Dowager-in-Law, one of the Modular Grid Technicians among the In-Laws. Card 099/103 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Castle MindKeeps a castle in her head. Lets no one in. Spring Bounce…