His clock is a monocle. He bills for glancing at it. Cedric Chimewell takes the field as a Chime Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hourly DuesHe charges by the hour and rings by the quarter. Stopwatch Strike (60)Hits with a pocket clock on…
His blade-sharp logic has shredded three Krumplethorn leases. Cedric Glassspire takes the field as a Litigation Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 035/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gavel StrikeCuts the injunction off mid-sentence. Ledger Strike (40)Cuts the deadline down to the hour. Chisel Review (40)Edges the…
He enters rooms so quietly that people forget he was ever invited. Cedric Kettlewick takes the field as a Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 008/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quiet EntryAppears behind them with the tea tray. Tea Drop (30)Lets a boiling tea tray fall. Monocle Stare (40)Stares…
This is Cedric Spiralbrook. He runs the garden fountain. It only sprays when Krumplethorns walk by. Cedric Spiralbrook takes the field as a Fountain Man, one of the Machine Operators among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 105/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral FountainSpouts water from the shell. On cue. Spout (30)Sprays water…
This is Celadon Gearwhisk. He makes Krumplethorn pocket watches disappear. They never come back. Celadon Gearwhisk takes the field as a Conjurer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 001/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gear TrickPulls a gear from your ear. Keeps your watch. Ear Gear (40)Pulls a gear from a…
This is Celandine Leafmask. She hosts the summer garden party. The Krumplethorns watch through the hedge. Celandine Leafmask takes the field as a Garden Hostess, one of the Cultivators among the In-Laws. Card 011/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Leaf MaskWears a mask of leaves. Hosts in it. Tea on the Lawn (40)Serves…
This is Celandine Purrwire. She makes Krumplethorn speeches stop mid word. Every toast, every wedding. Celandine Purrwire takes the field as a Whisker Lure, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 051/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cat Got ItSteals the tongue right out of a speech. Tongue Tie (50)Leaves the speaker…
This is Celeste Starfender. She polishes the Schittsnaud fender stars. The Krumplethorn ones are stickers. Celeste Starfender takes the field as a Fender Fitter, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 079/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: StarstruckStars on the fender. Stars in her eyes. Twin Spanners (40)Holds up…
This is Celestia Sickleshade. Her hat cuts the sky in half. She gives the Krumplethorns the cloudy side. Celestia Sickleshade takes the field as a Sickle Hat, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 085/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Crescent BrimHer crescent brim cuts the sky in two. Crescent Cut…
This is Celestia Spiralear. She hears an engine fault before it happens. She tells the Schittsnauds first. Celestia Spiralear takes the field as an Oracle, one of the Heavy Mechanics among the Groundskeepers & Engineers. Card 098/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Spiral EarHears every engine on the estate at once. Ear…
This is Celestin Cloudwheel. He wrote a rude word over the Krumplethorn house. It lasted all afternoon. Celestin Cloudwheel takes the field as a Sky Writer, one of the Illusionists among the In-Laws. Card 100/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sky WritingWrites insults in the sky. Signs them. Sky Write (40)Writes a rude…
This is Celestina Domebrow. She sunbathes across the Krumplethorn path. She’s been there since June. Celestina Domebrow takes the field as a Dome Bather, one of the Diversions among the In-Laws. Card 088/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sun BatheLies back. Blocks the whole path. Lounge Block (40)Lounges right across the path. Fan…
Her hat flares like a throne. Her family has not sat down since. Celestine Fanroyal takes the field as a Fan Duchess, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Royal DraftHer wings flutter and the family salutes. Wing Salute (60)Salutes the plaintiff with a very…
This is Celestine Gridbrim. She challenges Krumplethorns to duels. They keep not showing up. Celestine Gridbrim takes the field as a Brim Duelist, one of the Hired Escorts among the In-Laws. Card 007/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Grid LockLocks the enemy inside her hat’s grid. Boundary Brim Spin (40)Spins the hat like…
Truly impartial. She has never seen the hedge in question. Celestine Meshgrave takes the field as an Arbiter, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 008/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mesh BlindfoldCan’t see either side. Rules anyway. Gridlocked Docket (40)Schedules the hearing for next decade. Wire Witness (30)Swears…
Her objections land before the words even finish. Celestine Quillcroft takes the field as a Clause Cutter, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 083/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Edge RewindSevers the appeal before it’s filed. Edge Testimony (40)Snaps the contract shut on their hand. Wedge Claim (40)Seals…