He’s executing the will. Slowly. With great joy. Montgomery Wirecliffe takes the field as an Executor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 050/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Executor’s ClockCounts down until the hedge is his. Brow Clock Bequest (60)Ticks off each heir. The hedge is next. Cable…
This is Mordaunt Vestibule. You’ve reached the entrance. The court itself is three appointments away. Mordaunt Vestibule takes the field as a Vestibule Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 054/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wait HereNobody gets past the front hall. Hat Check (20)Keeps your hat….
He’s overturned the hedge ruling nine times. He forgets which way he likes it. Mordecai Wispbottom takes the field as an Appellate, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 033/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: OverturnedReverses every win the Krumplethorns get. Whisker Writ (50)Signs with the end of his…
He disassembled their garden gnome to prove it spied. Right. Mortimer Gearwhistle takes the field as a Mech. Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 016/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cog ConfessionReads guilt off a stripped gear. Torque Testimony (50)The wrenched bolt admits everything. Spring Tension (40)Measures how…
The hedge is half an inch over. He brought a ruler for every inch. Mortimer Glintfeather takes the field as an Auditor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 010/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Close InspectionMeasures the hedge to a sixteenth inch. Monocle Audit (50)Finds the extra inch….
He can smell a loophole from two courtrooms away. Mortimer Nosewick takes the field as a Nose Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sharp SniffSniffs out any claim that smells off. Nostril Aim (40)Points a very long nose at the claim….
This is Morwenna Cavely. The hedge is above ground. Everything under it, she says, is hers. Morwenna Cavely takes the field as a Mineral Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Below GroundOwns everything under your hedge. Excavate (40)Digs up an old…
He traced the checkered shell dent to a very guilty gnome. Nathaniel Shellwright takes the field as a Latent Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 102/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Shell Coil TraceFollows the coil mark to its source. Petal Reading (40)Matches the curl to the garden…
This is Nettie Needlegate. She writes the fine print with the needle on her face. It is very fine. Nettie Needlegate takes the field as a Fine Print Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 037/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Needle PointFinds the one clause that ruins…
Her halo has circled one appeal for nineteen years. The appeal has not moved. Octavia Ringmoor takes the field as a Halo Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 001/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Orbit DocketEvery case circles back to her bench. Full Circle (60)Circles the ruling…
Every Krumplethorn deadline she’s touched has somehow moved up a week. Octavia Rivetcroft takes the field as a Legal Shredder, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brief CutTrims the statute to favor the estate. Blade Deposition (50)Pins the filing to one footnote….
He’s never met a loophole he couldn’t widen for the right client. Octavia Slicefold takes the field as a Contract Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fan DeductionFolds the brief past recognition. Writ Citation (50)Wings the verdict in before the gavel….
She has not removed her sunglasses since the court first sat. Octavia Sunglint takes the field as a Shade Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 066/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Shaded EyesHer dark lenses hide the real verdict. Tinted Stare (50)Glares through tinted lenses until you…
She stopped the clock at five to nine. It has been that ever since. Octavia Timegrid takes the field as a Chief Auditor, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 020/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Clock MaskStops the clock until the last form is filed. Dial Strike (60)Hits…
The hedge is fine. He inspected it through six feet of filter anyway. Octavian Filterbloom takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 042/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Hazard NoticeDeclares the Krumplethorn yard toxic. Respiratory Writ (70)Seals the garden with tubes and tape….
His beard is a staircase. Appeals never reach the top. Octavian Longbeard takes the field as a Grand Beak, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 047/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Verdict of GoldEvery ruling ends in a gold gavel. Golden Gavel (100)Strikes with the gavel that…