He’s posted at the property line. He hasn’t blinked since Tuesday. Oswin Lookhaven takes the field as a Watch Officer, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Eye On A StandStands and stares. That’s the whole job. Green Eye Patrol (70)Sweeps the street…
This is Oswin Trikeworth. He brought his office tower on a tricycle so he’d never have to go back. Oswin Trikeworth takes the field as a Tricycle Bailiff, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Three WheelsNever tips over. Never backs down. Pedal…
He rezoned the roses while blowing his horn. Nobody objected in time. Oswin Trumpetholt takes the field as a Zoning Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 005/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Horn NoticeAnnounces rezoning to the whole district. Mesh Bell (40)Rings the bell and rezones the…
Her spindle clock has outlasted three Krumplethorn lawyers. Ottavia Clockspindle takes the field as a Head Timekeeper, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 063/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Spindle Clock AuditAudits the whole estate’s time, twice. Gravel Sample (50)Both towers chime the same verdict. Spool Trace (40)Winds the…
His mustache is longer than the average brief. Ottavio Moustachio takes the field as a Mustache Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 071/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Waxed WhiskersA twirl of the whisker ends any argument. Whisker Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a waxed mustache. Ruff…
This is Ottilie Kneelwell. She kneels so everyone else has to kneel lower to be heard. Ottilie Kneelwell takes the field as a Petitions Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 051/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bended KneeOnly accepts petitions made kneeling. Petition (30)Makes you ask nicely….
She checks every claim in her mirror before she reads it. Ottilie Mirrorhelm takes the field as an Examiner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 090/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror ReviewReviews every claim in the mirror first. Mirror Flash (40)Flashes the mirror at their evidence. Cycle…
She shreds first, files the apology later. If at all. Ottoline Flintblade takes the field as an Appeal Slasher, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 088/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Latch CutEdits testimony with a blade, not ink. Thorn Objection (50)Blades through the paperwork, silent. Vellum Audit…
Every residue she traces leads back to a Krumplethorn. Ottoline Scanfield takes the field as a Residue Analyst, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Powder TraceFinds the dust that gives the scheme away. Chalk Residue (40)Lifts the outline off the lawn fence. Soot…
Every levy has a point. Hers has four. Ottoline Sharpcrest takes the field as a Levy Clerk, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 050/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spike LevySpikes a levy to any unpaid account. Crest Slash (40)Slashes with a sharp mesh crest. Wheel Spike (40)Rolls…
Nobody leans on her bench. Nobody leans on her case. Ottoline Spikewell takes the field as a Proctor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 067/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Bristle BriefSpikes on the helmet. Spikes in the brief. Spike Strike (40)Jabs the opposing filing full of holes….
She wears a shell from a case that ran four hundred years. Ottoline Whorlstead takes the field as a Shell Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 012/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral DocketHer docket spirals but never ends. Shell Slam (50)Slams down a shell-hard ruling. Tap…
This is Pell & Pell. The top Pell handles the Schittsnauds. The bottom Pell handles the Krumplethorns. Pell & Pell takes the field as a Senior Partners, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 046/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Second OpinionAlways two lawyers. Never one answer. Disagree (30)Contradict…
He’s clocked every Krumplethorn in and out all year. Unpaid. Percival Lenscroft takes the field as a Surveillance Exam., one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 012/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Twin Dial WatchClocks everyone who passes the hedge twice. Logged Passage (30)Notes the exact minute of trespass. Quiet…
His monocle is the size of a plate. Your mistakes are the size of a barn. Percival Lensgrave takes the field as a Monocle Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Magnified FaultEvery flaw looks ten times larger. Burning Lens (60)Burns a…
He circled the hedge eleven times. His report said: ‘Still a hedge.’ Percival Loopwhite takes the field as a Proctor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 035/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbital ReviewCircles each document until it gives up. Lens Loop (30)Loops the goggles around their excuses….