Two small judges flank him. They both look more bored than frightened. Philemon Whitewing takes the field as a Collar Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 070/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Winged CollarHis collar is the largest in the courthouse. Collar Flap (50)Flaps a big white…
Her beak is long enough to read a document across the room. Philippa Beakstone takes the field as a Beak Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 056/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Beak ReachHer beak sniffs out any bad filing. Snout Shove (40)Prods the plaintiff into a…
She reads the courtyard tile like it owes her money. Philippa Checkerwick takes the field as a Pattern Examiner, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 069/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Checkerboard LogicNo pattern survives the checkerboard mind. Gate Report (40)Maps the footprints onto the courtyard tile. Trace Claim…
The Krumplethorns signed. Nobody reads the margin. That’s the point. Philippa Gearloft takes the field as a Scrivener, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 017/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Smaller PrintEach clause is smaller than the last. Gear Gazette (30)Publishes notice where nobody reads. Mesh Margin (40)Writes…
Her hat has a castle and the castle has a hat. Philippa Keepcrest takes the field as a Planner, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 071/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Castle CapWears a whole castle on her head. Tower Toss (50)Tosses a miniature tower at their plan….
Her chair has six legs so no boundary dispute can outrun her. Philippa Quillstrand takes the field as a Mapmaker, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Six-Leg SurveyWalks every border on six legs at once. Leg Measure (40)Paces off the property line…
This is Philippa Spanworth. She’s the only bridge to the estate, and she’s very particular who walks on her. Philippa Spanworth takes the field as a Bridge Warden, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Crossing PermitNobody crosses the water unsigned. Raise Span…
She has never lost a case. She has never let one finish either. Philomena Dunmarch takes the field as a Pillar Justice, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 002/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rising DocketEveryone rises, including the hedge. Pillar Verdict (60)Brings the whole column down on…
Nothing passes the arch without registration. Not even the weather. Philomena Vaultspan takes the field as a Chief Registrar, one of the Wireframe Bureaucrats among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 057/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Arch RegisterRegisters every claim that passes through. Arch Fall (60)Drops the whole arch over their claim. Snail…
She’s never lost a case the Krumplethorns thought was settled. Phineas Brambleblade takes the field as a Verdict Foe, one of the Legal Saboteurs among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 091/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Scythe DepositionFinds the clause that cuts the deal loose. Scythe Rebuttal (40)Files the motion before they finish…
He censors the hearing hour by hour. Only one hour survives. Phineas Clockbrow takes the field as a Censor, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 078/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Bracketed FaceHalf mask, half verdict. Brow Clock Blackout (60)Blacks out the hours they used. Collar Cog Clamp…
He bikes evidence over himself. Doesn’t trust the mail. Phineas Gogglewright takes the field as an Evidence Courier, one of the Forensics among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pedal CustodyNever lets the evidence out of pedaling range. Basket Seal (30)Locks the box to the handlebars. Downhill Delivery…
His giant lens finds the one typo in your entire life. Phineas Lenswright takes the field as a Lens Judge, one of the Supreme Judges among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 023/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Eye SpySees through every excuse, twice over. Tight Squint (40)Squints until the plaintiff confesses. Quill Jab…
She inspects the hedge daily. From six inches above it. Pippa Dragonfield takes the field as an Inspector, one of the Masked Magistrates among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Insect WingsHovers over the hedge. Takes notes. Dawn Flyover (30)Buzzes over their garden at dawn. Mesh Goggle Glare…
This is Pippa Rotunda. The newest clerk in the office. She’s already lost the Krumplethorn file twice. Pippa Rotunda takes the field as a Junior Clerk, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 049/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coffee RunFetches everything. Files nothing. Swirl Spin (30)Spins until the…
This is Pomeroy Jestwick. Every court needs a jester. He’s never once been held in contempt. Pomeroy Jestwick takes the field as a Court Jester, one of the Architectural Gatekeepers among the Solicitors & Executors. Card 089/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Contempt of CourtMocks the judge. Gets away with it. Pratfall (20)Falls…