His pavilion is on a rock. His rock is on a mirror. His point is lost. Alphonse Pavilionfell takes the field as a Pavilion Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 109/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pavilion PointMakes a point from the pavilion. Pavilion Prod (40)Prods the plaintiff from…
He runs the trays up the steps two at a time. The steps are rarely there. Alphonse Pennywhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Quick DeliveryDelivers any tray before it can cool. Rush Serve (30)Rushes a tray into their…
He peers through a narrow slit at a very large hedge. Ambrose Embrasure takes the field as an Embrasure Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Slit Window WisdomPeers through slits. Judges at length. Slit Slash (50)Slashes the plaintiff through a slit. Arrow Poke…
His plans are in perfect proportion. His enemies are not. Ambrose Proportion takes the field as a Proportion Chief, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Golden Ratio GloatGloats in golden ratio. Ratio Smash (50)Smashes the plaintiff at golden ratio. Plan Stretch (40)Stretches the plaintiff…
His legs are very long. His patience is very short. Ambrose Spindlewick takes the field as a Thin Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 040/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Thin SkinHis dignity is as thin as his wheels. Spindle Jab (40)Jabs the plaintiff with a long thin leg….
He heard it first, he heard it wrong and he told the whole estate. Ambrose Teleglobe takes the field as a Globe Receiver, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tele GossipHears the Krumplethorns whisper from afar. Globe Throw (30)Throws a glass globe at the plaintiff….
His hat has a roof. It also has an easement. Ambrose Visorley takes the field as a Visor Draftsman, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brimmed BlueprintHis hat visor is a blueprint. Do not look up. Visor Cut (40)Cuts the hedge with a sharp visor…
His long nose keeps the wind off his lantern. The nose has opinions. Ambrose Whiskerlamp takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Whisker LightHis long nose keeps a candle lit in the wind. Snout Jab (40)Jabs his long nose…
Every part of her chair is an heirloom. Each one is worth a cottage. Ambrosia Gearhurst takes the field as a Chair Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 088/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cog ChairHer chair has more gears than the family. Sprocket Grind (40)Grinds a brass gear…
One eye. Ten thousand grievances. A hedge to account for each. Ambrosia Oculus takes the field as a Great Eye, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 084/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: The Big EyeSees the whole estate. Judges all of it. Oculus Glare (90)Glares the plaintiff off the estate….
This is Ambrosine Snailway. She gives to every cause on the estate. Except the Krumplethorn ones. Ambrosine Snailway takes the field as a Benefactor, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 050/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spiral FortuneHer fortune grows like a shell. Slowly. Charity Gala (40)Throws a gala….
Her crown is a vault. Her vault is a comment on tax. Anastasia Crownvault takes the field as a Crown Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Vault of HatsShe stores sixteen hats and one dominating plan. Crown Crush (30)Crushes the hedge with a stone…
This is Anastasia Hornear. She sings scales at the hedge every morning. The Krumplethorns have earplugs. Anastasia Hornear takes the field as a Soprano, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gramophone EarHears music in everything. Mostly herself. High Note (50)Hits a note that…
Her head is a cluster of orbs. The feud is somehow the heaviest. Anastasia Orbitrook takes the field as an Orbit Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 039/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Orbital PatienceCircles the plaintiff until they leave. Orbit Slam (50)Slams the plaintiff with a floating orb. Eye…
Her salvos arrive precisely on time and entirely uninvited. Anastasia Salvowright takes the field as a Salvo Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 038/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Salvo SalutationGreets visitors with a salvo. Salvo Burst (50)Bursts a salvo of tiny brass bells. Greeting Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff…
Her hat is on fire. She has not noticed. Or she has. Angelica Smokewright takes the field as a Smoke Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 058/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Hat FireHer smoke carries rumors to the neighbors. Smoke Rumor (50)Spreads smoke and a rumor across the…