Every glass tower on his hat bears his name. None carries his pity. Augustus Skyrise takes the field as a Skyline Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Skyline HeirHe owns the horizon and charges for the view. Skyline Takeover (100)Skyline crashes down…
His hat has ribs. His ribs have a tax code. Augustus Vaultbrook takes the field as a Vault Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 087/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Ribbed WelcomeHe greets guests with a ribbed ceiling. Rib Vault Rush (50)Rushes through the hedge under a ribbed vault. Gate…
One eye is half hidden. The other is looking directly at you. Aurelia Eyegold takes the field as a Gold Eye Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Golden Eye StareStares until the plaintiff apologises. Gold Eye Burn (90)Burns the plaintiff with a golden…
Her brim loops three times. So does her dinner conversation. Aurelia Loopmoor takes the field as a Loop Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Looping BrimHer hat loops back to the family fortune. Loop Snare (40)Snares the plaintiff in a long brim. Bike…
This is Aurelia Smokeswirl. She perfumes her side of the hedge. The Krumplethorn side smells of compost. Aurelia Smokeswirl takes the field as a Perfumer, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Golden PlumeTrails a cloud of scent. And smoke. Scent Trail (40)Leaves perfume…
This is Aurelio Cloudmere. He rides a tiny motorbike so he never touches Krumplethorn soil. Aurelio Cloudmere takes the field as a Viscount, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Above It AllLives in the clouds. Visits the ground. Cloud Descent (60)Descends from the…
His doorframe is a courtroom. He is the only juror. Aurelio Doorstead takes the field as a Doorway Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 059/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Door FrameEvery door she stands in opens only inward. Archway Smash (30)Smashes the plaintiff in a door frame. Trumpet Flare…
Eleven towers on his hat and still no view of the Krumplethorn deed. Aurelio Hatparapet takes the field as a Rampart Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 006/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall Hat PolicyHat height settles every argument. Parapet Drop (30)Lets a parapet fall on the plaintiff. Brim…
He folds himself into a stool and unfolds at the hedge. Aurelio Mantisplan takes the field as a Mantis Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Mantis MethodFolds into a plan and strikes. Mantis Lunge (50)Lunges at the plaintiff with folded arms. Stool Spin…
His beak keeps time with the bell. The post is always right on time. Aurelius Clockbeak takes the field as a Postmaster, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 099/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Clock Beak PostDelivers parcels on the stroke of the hour. Hour Peck (60)Pecks them on the hour,…
He has never paid for anything he could have inherited. Aurelius Pennyworth takes the field as a Small Cycle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Penny PincherCounts every penny that falls from pockets. Penny Flick (40)Flicks a gold penny into the plaintiff’s eye….
This is Aurora Finchair. She finds the Krumplethorns too dull to look at. She looks anyway. Aurora Finchair takes the field as an Aesthete, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 037/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Fin CrownThe fin is decorative. So is she. Chair Glide (30)Glides past in…
This is Barclay Domehelm. He offered to buy the Krumplethorn house. For a shilling. Barclay Domehelm takes the field as a Tycoon, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 027/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Golden HelmGold-plated thinking. Gold-plated helmet. Buyout (50)Offers to buy their house. Low. Ribbon Cut (30)Cuts…
His eyes are dials. His grudge is on a twenty-four-hour clock. Barnabas Clockwinder takes the field as a Dial Warden, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 054/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Round the Clock RageRages at every hour. Chimes on the half. Clockface Spin (50)Spins the plaintiff on a clock…
He guards a very large hall with no valuables in it. Barnabas Garrisonhall takes the field as a Garrison Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 023/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hall DutyGuards the hall. The hall guards nothing. Hall Hammering (40)Slams the plaintiff down the hall. Garrison Roll…
His sleeves cost more than the plaintiff’s cottage. Barnabas Gildersleeve takes the field as a Cycle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Gold SleeveRolls up a gold sleeve before every ruling. Sleeve Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a long gold sleeve. Frame Spin…