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  • Beatrice Cogsley to Pinterest (opens in a new window)
    Beatrice Cogsley

    Beatrice Cogsley

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    Her gears turn only when someone is looking. So she looks busy. Beatrice Cogsley takes the field as an Under-Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gear ServiceHer gears turn faster when she is watched. Gear Press (60)Presses a gear into the back of their…

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    Beatrice Hairpinton

    Beatrice Hairpinton

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    She wears a hairpin. The hairpin wears a curve. Beatrice Hairpinton takes the field as a Hairpin Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tight CornerShe turns every argument down a narrow alley. Hairpin Jab (30)Jabs the plaintiff with a long steel pin. Cheek Curve…

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    Beatrice Spheredome

    Beatrice Spheredome

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    Her sphere holds a city. Her opinion holds a siege. Beatrice Spheredome takes the field as a Sphere Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sphere of InfluenceHer sphere of influence is exactly one sphere. Sphere Shove (50)Shoves the plaintiff with a glass sphere….

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    Beatrice Tailwheel

    Beatrice Tailwheel

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    Her wheel is a gold roller on a fine brass tail. It rolls straight to trouble. Beatrice Tailwheel takes the field as a Tail Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tailwind GrudgeSails along on a tailwind of grudge. Tail Wheel Roll (60)Rolls a…

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    Beatrix Clocksong

    Beatrix Clocksong

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    Her watch is ten minutes ahead. The plaintiff is twenty behind. Beatrix Clocksong takes the field as a Time Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Stolen MinutesShe has been stealing five minutes since 1974. Minute Hand Jab (60)Pokes with a hand sharp as a…

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    Beatrix Doublespoke

    Beatrix Doublespoke

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    Two wheels, one engine and a deeply unfinished feud with a hedge. Beatrix Doublespoke takes the field as a Twin Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twice the TroubleBrings a second wheel to every dispute. Front Tyre Pop (50)Pops the front wheel into the…

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    Beatrix Tallhat

    Beatrix Tallhat

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    Her hat is half her height and most of her fortune. Beatrix Tallhat takes the field as a Hat Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Giant HatHer hat is taller than the family debts. Hat Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a very tall…

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    Beatrix Trenchcoat

    Beatrix Trenchcoat

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    She digs in at dawn and stays dug in until the hedge blinks. Beatrix Trenchcoat takes the field as a Trench Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig DeeperDigs in. Digs deeper. Digs the grudge. Trench Trip (40)Trips the plaintiff into a trench….

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    Beatrix Twinpedal

    Beatrix Twinpedal

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    This is Beatrix Twinpedal. Her tandem has a seat for a suitor. It’s been empty for years. Beatrix Twinpedal takes the field as a Debutante, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coming OutDebuts every season. Still debuting. Tandem Tour (40)Tours the estate on…

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    Bellamy Masque

    Bellamy Masque

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    This is Bellamy Masque. Nobody’s seen his real face. The Krumplethorns suspect he’s one of them. Bellamy Masque takes the field as a Ball Host, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Golden MaskWears the mask to every ball. Even his own. Masque Ball…

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    Benedetta Nosegay

    Benedetta Nosegay

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    This is Benedetta Nosegay. She trimmed the hedge into a rude shape. Only the Krumplethorns can see it. Benedetta Nosegay takes the field as a Topiarist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: TopiaryShapes the hedge into insults. Clip Insult (40)Clips a rude shape…

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    Bernadette Mirrormarch

    Bernadette Mirrormarch

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    Her mirror marches before her. The plaintiff is reflected, then overruled. Bernadette Mirrormarch takes the field as a Mirror Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 112/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror March RuleMarches wherever the mirror leads. Mirror March Slam (40)Marches the plaintiff into the mirror. Glass Cube…

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    Bertram Birdcage

    Bertram Birdcage

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    His lantern is a birdcage. Whatever’s in it sings at suspicious visitors. Bertram Birdcage takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Birdcage LanternA caged lantern sings when they approach. Cage Plunk (40)Drops the cage on their toes. Spout Drizzle…

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    Bertram Rockwhistle

    Bertram Rockwhistle

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    He wears goggles and headphones. He still manages to look bored. Bertram Rockwhistle takes the field as a Rocker Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rocking PauseRocks thoughtfully while the family argues. Rocker Sweep (70)Sweeps the plaintiff off with a rocking chair. Headphone…

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    Bertram Screencap

    Bertram Screencap

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    This is Bertram Screencap. His cap screen shows Schittsnaud news. Krumplethorns are always the story. Bertram Screencap takes the field as a Screen Cap, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cap ScreenHis cap shows the news. News Flash (40)Flashes the news. Bad for them….

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    Bertram Skylinley

    Bertram Skylinley

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    He lives in a glass skyline and has opinions about everyone else’s. Bertram Skylinley takes the field as a Skyline Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skyline SticklerComplains about the horizon on principle. Horizon Shove (40)Shoves the plaintiff over the horizon. Pane Prism (50)Splits…

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