Her gears turn only when someone is looking. So she looks busy. Beatrice Cogsley takes the field as an Under-Butler, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 009/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Gear ServiceHer gears turn faster when she is watched. Gear Press (60)Presses a gear into the back of their…
She wears a hairpin. The hairpin wears a curve. Beatrice Hairpinton takes the field as a Hairpin Planner, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 101/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tight CornerShe turns every argument down a narrow alley. Hairpin Jab (30)Jabs the plaintiff with a long steel pin. Cheek Curve…
Her sphere holds a city. Her opinion holds a siege. Beatrice Spheredome takes the field as a Sphere Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Sphere of InfluenceHer sphere of influence is exactly one sphere. Sphere Shove (50)Shoves the plaintiff with a glass sphere….
Her wheel is a gold roller on a fine brass tail. It rolls straight to trouble. Beatrice Tailwheel takes the field as a Tail Cyclist, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 066/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Tailwind GrudgeSails along on a tailwind of grudge. Tail Wheel Roll (60)Rolls a…
Her watch is ten minutes ahead. The plaintiff is twenty behind. Beatrix Clocksong takes the field as a Time Warden, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Stolen MinutesShe has been stealing five minutes since 1974. Minute Hand Jab (60)Pokes with a hand sharp as a…
Two wheels, one engine and a deeply unfinished feud with a hedge. Beatrix Doublespoke takes the field as a Twin Rider, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 033/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Twice the TroubleBrings a second wheel to every dispute. Front Tyre Pop (50)Pops the front wheel into the…
Her hat is half her height and most of her fortune. Beatrix Tallhat takes the field as a Hat Dowager, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 045/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Giant HatHer hat is taller than the family debts. Hat Slap (40)Slaps the plaintiff with a very tall…
She digs in at dawn and stays dug in until the hedge blinks. Beatrix Trenchcoat takes the field as a Trench Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Dig DeeperDigs in. Digs deeper. Digs the grudge. Trench Trip (40)Trips the plaintiff into a trench….
This is Beatrix Twinpedal. Her tandem has a seat for a suitor. It’s been empty for years. Beatrix Twinpedal takes the field as a Debutante, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 021/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Coming OutDebuts every season. Still debuting. Tandem Tour (40)Tours the estate on…
This is Bellamy Masque. Nobody’s seen his real face. The Krumplethorns suspect he’s one of them. Bellamy Masque takes the field as a Ball Host, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 073/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Golden MaskWears the mask to every ball. Even his own. Masque Ball…
This is Benedetta Nosegay. She trimmed the hedge into a rude shape. Only the Krumplethorns can see it. Benedetta Nosegay takes the field as a Topiarist, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 100/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: TopiaryShapes the hedge into insults. Clip Insult (40)Clips a rude shape…
Her mirror marches before her. The plaintiff is reflected, then overruled. Bernadette Mirrormarch takes the field as a Mirror Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 112/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Mirror March RuleMarches wherever the mirror leads. Mirror March Slam (40)Marches the plaintiff into the mirror. Glass Cube…
His lantern is a birdcage. Whatever’s in it sings at suspicious visitors. Bertram Birdcage takes the field as a Lamp Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 075/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Birdcage LanternA caged lantern sings when they approach. Cage Plunk (40)Drops the cage on their toes. Spout Drizzle…
He wears goggles and headphones. He still manages to look bored. Bertram Rockwhistle takes the field as a Rocker Baron, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Rocking PauseRocks thoughtfully while the family argues. Rocker Sweep (70)Sweeps the plaintiff off with a rocking chair. Headphone…
This is Bertram Screencap. His cap screen shows Schittsnaud news. Krumplethorns are always the story. Bertram Screencap takes the field as a Screen Cap, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Cap ScreenHis cap shows the news. News Flash (40)Flashes the news. Bad for them….
He lives in a glass skyline and has opinions about everyone else’s. Bertram Skylinley takes the field as a Skyline Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 048/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Skyline SticklerComplains about the horizon on principle. Horizon Shove (40)Shoves the plaintiff over the horizon. Pane Prism (50)Splits…