Three planners, one desk and one plan. They all disagree with it. Bertram Triptych takes the field as a Trio Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 036/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Three Heads AgreeThree heads agree. Disagreeably. Triple Take (90)Takes three looks at the plaintiff. Rudely. Tri…
This is Brunhilde Ironmuffle. She’s so wrapped up she can’t hear Krumplethorns. She likes it. Brunhilde Ironmuffle takes the field as a Muffled Guard, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Wrapped UpMuffled up. Hears no complaints. Muffle Out (60)Muffles all their complaints. Brass Horn…
Her hat is a moon. She sets at sunset and demands dinner. Calista Moonbrim takes the field as a Moon Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Moon BrimHer hat eclipses the sun and her cousins. Moon Slam (40)Slams a moon-shaped brim on the…
Her hat is wider than the Krumplethorn deed and just as legally dubious. Calpurnia Spanglegate takes the field as a Sky Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 047/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Sky High StandardsExpects better of the sky and the neighbours. Sky Slash (60)Slashes the plaintiff with a…
He wears pilot goggles to every dinner. He has never left the ground. Casimir Flightmoor takes the field as a Goggle Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pilot HatRises above every problem in a leather helmet. Goggle Slam (40)Slams the plaintiff with brass…
He wears a crown of fifty spires and a frown of fifty years. Casimir Thornspire takes the field as a Thorn Architect, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 093/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Needle CrownHis crown has fifty spires. Nobody counts them. Thorn Crown Throw (60)Throws a crown of spikes…
His towers are stacked on one small island. Each holds a complaint. Casimir Towerstrand takes the field as a Tower Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 078/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tower Tower TowerTowers over the plaintiff in triplicate. Tower Tumble Down (40)Tumbles three towers at the plaintiff….
This is Caspian Eggworth. He’s the cleverest ally the Schittsnauds have. He’s terrified of omelettes. Caspian Eggworth takes the field as a Birder, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 062/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: EggheadBrain so big it needs a shell. Beak Peck (50)Pecks at their window. Politely….
Her maps show every hedge, ditch and sulk on the estate. Cassandra Cartographine takes the field as a Map Marshal, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 028/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Uncharted OpinionsHer opinions are officially uncharted. Map Slap (30)Slaps the plaintiff with a rolled map. Compass Prick (40)Pricks…
Her fan is a vault. Her opinions are a heatwave. Cassandra Fanvault takes the field as a Fan Vault Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 076/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Cool Off PeriodCools the argument. Heats the grudge. Lace Fan Thrash (40)Whips the plaintiff with a lace fan. Vault…
She keeps a castle in her hat. It has a moat. Cassandra Towerlace takes the field as a Tower Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 056/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Garden FollyHer folly is a tower. Her folly is a verdict. Folly Fall (40)Drops a pretend turret on the…
Two planners share one plan, one desk and one furious moustache. Cassandra Twinmoustache takes the field as a Twin Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 030/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Heads BetterTwo heads, one plan, one grudge. Moustache Whip (40)Whips the plaintiff with a waxed moustache. Head…
He serves at spoke speed. The speed has caused some very hot incidents. Cassius Rimwhistle takes the field as a Footman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 077/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Spoke RushSpins his wheel faster than a hedge-trimmer. Rim Whirl (40)Whirls the spokes past their ears. Pot Pitch…
His wings are longer than his father’s. His father has noticed. Cassius Wingmoor takes the field as a Wing Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 025/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Wing SpanHis hat has a longer reach than his arms. Wing Whack (40)Whacks the plaintiff with a long…
This is Cecil Sundermere. He’s sat in the same spot since 1890. The Krumplethorns moved in last Tuesday. Cecil Sundermere takes the field as a Patron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 002/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Old MoneyNever carries cash. Never needs to. Valet Park (40)Has the…
Her brigade is mostly teacups. The teacups have heavy ordnance. Cecilia Brigadine takes the field as a Brigadier Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Brigade BrunchBrings the whole brigade to brunch. Brigade Shove (60)Shoves the plaintiff into a brigade. Brunch Toss (50)Tosses brunch…