Her spire is a pole. Her pole is a flag. Her flag is a deed. Cordelia Orbspire takes the field as an Orb Matron, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Tall TaleThe longer her spire, the taller her stories. Copper Orb Roll (30)Rolls a copper…
She turned the hourglass over. The dispute is now overdue. Cordelia Sandglasswood takes the field as a Hourglass Dame, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 022/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Falling GrainsHer patience is exactly one hourglass long. Sandfall (50)Buries the plaintiff in measured sand. Pinch Waist (70)Squeezes the hedge…
Her windows are slate. Her stare is slate. Her sense of humour is slate. Cordelia Slatewindow takes the field as a Slate Spotter, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 029/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Reflective SurfaceReflects the first insult back doubled. Slate Slap (50)Slaps the plaintiff with cold slate. Sash…
She whistles when the tea is ready. She whistles often at the Krumplethorns. Cordelia Teakettle takes the field as a Tea Bearer, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 035/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Steam WhistleWhistles when the water boils over. Steam Burst (50)Bursts a cloud of steam across them. Spout…
She wears a dome on her head. The grid inside is a very strict one. Cordula Gridglass takes the field as a Grid Glass Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 090/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Grid Lock PridePrides herself on a locked grid. Grid Dome Bash (50)Slams a gridded…
Her hat has a point. The point has a will of its own. Cordula Hatpoint takes the field as a Lady’s Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Pointed VeilHer pointed hat clears a path through any crowd. Hat Prod (30)Prods them with the point…
This is Corentin Shellhelm. He reviews the Krumplethorn choir. One star. Generous. Corentin Shellhelm takes the field as a Critic, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 106/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Music CriticHates every song. Reviews them anyway. Thumbs Down (40)Gives their garden party a thumbs down. Little…
Her binoculars are enormous. Her patience for small talk is not. Cornelia Binocularis takes the field as a Binocular Chief, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 083/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Two Eyes BetterSees twice as much and complains thrice. Lens Pair Bash (40)Bashes with two big lenses. Copper Wing…
This is Cornelia Castlebubble. Her castle floats over the hedge. It casts a shadow next door. Cornelia Castlebubble takes the field as a Castle Bubble, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 086/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Floating KeepA castle floats above her. Castle Shade (60)The castle shades their lawn….
She carries a silver spoon. She has never carried anything else. Cornelia Trayworth takes the field as a Tray Dame, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 061/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Salver RankEverything she touches arrives on a tray. Salver Toss (40)Tosses a silver tray at the plaintiff. Spoon…
Her trolley rolls on three wheels. It has never gone where she pointed. Cornelia Trollywhistle takes the field as a Pantry Maid, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 068/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Trolley RattleRattles the trolley right through a debate. Trolley Roll (40)Rolls a loaded trolley at their legs….
His rank is entirely ceremonial. His disapproval is hand-polished. Cornelius Epauletton takes the field as an Epaulette Duke, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 005/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Rank Has PrivilegesOutranks the plaintiff on principle. Epaulette Lash (40)Lashes the plaintiff with golden tassels. Rank Pull (50)Pulls rank, then…
He has a key for every exit. Never has he used one himself. Cornelius Keystroll takes the field as a Key Keeper, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 095/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Key StrollKeeps a key ready for every escape route. Key Poke (30)Pokes them in the back with…
He sees everything and reports none of it. Tenure is a wonderful thing. Cornelius Panopticott takes the field as a Panopticon Aide, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 010/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: All Seeing Eye RollSees all. Rolls both eyes at it. City Glare (50)Glares with the light of…
Two thrones. One cathedral. No visitors. Cornelius Reflectorium takes the field as a Cathedral Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 098/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Mirror NaveHe built a cathedral for his reflection alone. Nave Charge (100)Charges the hedge down a mirror nave. Pinnacle Rain (90)Rains pinnacles on…
This is Cornelius Rideaway. He mows in stripes. The last stripe always crosses the line. Cornelius Rideaway takes the field as a Mower Rider, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 057/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Ride MowerMows the lawn on a brass ride. Mow Over (50)Mows right over their…