Four hundred years of ancestors live in his hat. They are all complaining. Cornelius Spirecrown takes the field as a Tower Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 003/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Secret Rare. Ability: Ancestral TowerCarries the whole manor on his head. Bell Tower Blow (100)Rings the ancestral bells…
His hat is tall. His plan is taller. His chair is a stool at best. Cornelius Toppleton takes the field as a Top Hat Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 082/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Top Hat TumbleTumbles from the top hat into the plan. Top Hat Drop…
The ivy was his idea. The hedge was an accident. Cornelius Trelliston takes the field as a Trellis Lord, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 011/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Climbing RightsWhatever climbs his frame becomes his tenant. Trellis Trap (30)Pins a Krumplethorn into a latticework. Ivy Lash (50)Lashes with…
This is Corvin Beaksweep. His beak always points at the Krumplethorns. Even when he sleeps. Corvin Beaksweep takes the field as a Beak Sweep, one of the Chaff Groundskeepers among the Schittsnauds. Card 096/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Hedge Line Long BeakHis beak points next door. Beak Point (40)Points the beak. They…
This is Cosette Mousewell. She’s sweet to everyone. She saves the sour bits for the Krumplethorns. Cosette Mousewell takes the field as an Ingenue, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 067/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Big EarsHears everything. Repeats some of it. Scoot Off (40)Scoots off before anyone…
Her carriage is steampunk. Her tolls are steam too, billed in arrears. Cosima Carriagewheel takes the field as a Carriage Dame, one of the Field Commanders among the Schittsnauds. Card 105/112 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Carriage CustomsTaxes the plaintiff’s carriage. Carriage Crash (60)Crashes a carriage into the plaintiff. Dust Plume Whip (50)Whips…
She is folded in six, ready for action, and entirely unfazed. Cosima Sixfoldplan takes the field as a Fold Planner, one of the Master Planners among the Schittsnauds. Card 070/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Fold Under PressureFolds the plan, then the plaintiff. Fold in Half (40)Folds the plaintiff in half. Crouch Kick…
This is Cosima Windowsill. She watches the Krumplethorns from her window. She writes it all down. Cosima Windowsill takes the field as a Marquise, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 026/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Window WatchSees the whole estate from her window. Long Stare (50)Stares out the…
This is Cosimo Blockhart. He built half the estate. He’s billing the Krumplethorns for their half. Cosimo Blockhart takes the field as a Steel Baron, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 092/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Rare. Ability: Steel EmpireBuilt the city. Charges rent on the clouds. Girder Swing (60)Swings…
He is round, pleasant and entirely inflexible. Cosmo Rotundane takes the field as a Rotunda Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 104/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Round Table RantHis arguments have no corners and no ends. Wheel Hat Hoist (60)Hoists the plaintiff on a wheel hat. Spiral Sneer (40)Sneers…
This is Crispin Bowlhelm. He plays polo on the Krumplethorn lawn. Without a horse. Crispin Bowlhelm takes the field as a Polo Star, one of the High Society Elites among the Schittsnauds. Card 060/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Polo HelmetWears it everywhere. Even to church. Chukka (40)Plays a chukka across their lawn….
His hat plays itself. The lawsuit plays along. Crispin Fanquill takes the field as a Fan Herald, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 049/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Brass Hat BandAlways accompanied by the sound of a lawsuit. Fanfare Fling (40)Flings a golden fan across the hedge. Spire Pierce (30)Pierces…
He watches the arch, the pool and the plaintiff, in that order. Cuthbert Archwater takes the field as an Arch Watcher, one of Estate Surveillance among the Schittsnauds. Card 042/108 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Reflection RightsOwns the reflection. Charges rent. Arch Drop (40)Drops a copper arch on the plaintiff. Pool Splash (30)Splashes…
His gate is a flower and he is the thorn. Cuthbert Archwren takes the field as an Arch Heir, one of the Architects among the Schittsnauds. Card 065/107 in the Hedge Wars collection, Common. Ability: Door BellThe gate is a bell. He rings it for sport. Arch Spring (40)Springs from a bent arch into the…
He leaves a trail of smoke and a very long bill. Cuthbert Ashmantle takes the field as a Smoke Heir, one of the Old Money among the Schittsnauds. Card 097/104 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Vapor TrailLeaves a long trail of vapor and unpaid bills. Vapor Strike (50)Strikes the hedge with a vapor…
He has opened the front door ten thousand times. Not once for a Krumplethorn. Cuthbert Brollyfold takes the field as a Doorman, one of the Servants among the Schittsnauds. Card 014/100 in the Hedge Wars collection, Uncommon. Ability: Gate WatchNothing passes the estate door unseen. Gate Slam (50)Slams the estate door in their faces. Brolly…